The big event of the next few daysis a pretty easy call for once. Sunday The Brooklyn Record Riot is happening now at The Warsaw in Brooklyn until 8pm. $3 admission for all the records you can eat (as long as you’re willing to pay for them first — I recommend eating the kielbasa instead [...]
Blind but Hungry
Like the angry fella above, we’re blind but hungry. Enough already! We get it– “winter wonderland” etc bla blah. Yet another weekend that makes me glad Hullabaloo isn’t back for another month. That said, there’s a LOT happening this weekend and it would be a royal shame if you let Blizzard #3 keep you from [...]
Walk Like a Duck, Drink Like a Fish, Dance Like a Monkey, Die like a (Wo)Man
Their Leader was bold, wise, fierce as a cosmic nova. He accused us of stealing his “chords” and then punched our navigator in the nether regions with ringed fist. Most fascinating. Captain Heartlock’s Midweek Blog. Stardate: February 2010. We’ve come across new alien lifeforms. They’re vibrating and…wild. Their strangecustoms intrigue, nay, TITILLATE. Must investigate…further…Uhura: Zip [...]
Rock around the clock, starting _now_!
Personally I keep records in my car,not the other way around. Sunday The Asbury Lanes Garage Sale and Vinyl Swap is happening… now? OH SHIT, GO NOW! It’s from noon to 5pm, and it’s free. Conveniently scheduled immediately following the Vinyl Swap is a vinyl listening party at the Bell House. The Boogaloo Omnibus, Billy [...]
… For Real This Time
Yeah, we said it was going to thaw a bit last weekend. And it did… until it snowed AGAIN. I think we can safely say it’s a bit warmer now, which is a good thing because there’s a lot to do this weekend, even during the DAYLIGHT HOURS. I know most of you haven’t seen [...]
Freaks and Peaks
Don’t You Judge Me With Your Judgy Eyes. I Got Powers Greetings, Cretins! Heartlock Headache here with your midweek roundup of all things groovy. Get out and do NOT let ice stop you from living your life or ruining your liver. Do as you may this Ash Wednesday, but I’m giving up NOTHING for Lent. [...]
Hooray for President’s Day!
This is why we do not mix Valentine’s Day and President’s Day. Sunday Apparently someone here at GaragePunkNYC has something against Valentine’s Day, ’cause the calendar is a complete mess. It appears that the Bowery Boys are playing a free show at Otto’s Shrunken Head, a venue which sounds like it needs some Viagra. Okay, [...]
Hey man, Thaw out!
We’re still here. Well, most of us anyway. And before we get hit again (yes, they’re saying Tuesday and next weekend will be MORE snow), you might as well get out there and thaw, ‘cuz there’s a fair amount to do. TONIGHT (FRIDAY): Your post dinner show could be the Spines at the Delancey. They [...]
Eskimo Punk
In Search Of: Dingleberries Eskimo Punk – see that? I made that. New genre. Call Pitchfork. Brrrrrrrrrrrr! Hey, I heard there’s a snow storm. Did you hear about that? The lady on the news is terrified. Did you get enough milk and eggs and bread and crystal meth to outlast this…this…ARCTIC BLAST!?!?! This is what’s [...]
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday: something to do (yay!)
This is why we do not mix music and football. Sunday I’m sure that some of you know that tonight is Superbowl XLIV. I knew that without looking up the number, thank you*. But here at GaragePunkNYC we don’t officially care. We would, however, like to point out a few things: The Superbowl should be [...]


