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Captain Heartlock

A little bit you, a little bit me, a lot of smoke

captain@garagepunknyc.com

Addicted to Love, Amongst Other Things…<?php the_title(); ?>

Hey Lovers! Hope ya’ll had a nice Valentine’s Day. Whether you made hot passionate sloppy love on a bed of dandelions, dined on artisenal goat cheeks in balsamic reduction at a fancy restaurant made to look like a bomb shelter, watched a marathon of “I Love Lucy” episodes in your underwear and devoured two pints [...]

Runaway Runway Weekend, or HATE Coutre<?php the_title(); ?>

What’s up, city! The weekend is here. Call your mom! (Make sure your gin rage calms down a bit first, though!) I’d make some quip about Fashion Week but I doubt anyone (who reads this blog) cares too much. You shop at Beacon’s Closet/The Salvation Army/The Dumpster outside C-Town, and let’s  be real, YOUR idea [...]

GAME ON!<?php the_title(); ?>

This is IT! The big game weekend is here! Are you ready? Do you have your face paint? Did you stock up on Natty Ice? Do you have enough wing sauce to inject into your friends veins AS WELL as your own? I sure do. Where will YOU be watching this weekend’s Boggle World Championship???? [...]

High Steppers Weekend Stroll<?php the_title(); ?>

Happy Weekend, Boys and Girls, we MADE IT! It’s another unseasonably warm one, with a forecast calling for PANDEMONIUM. TOO MANY choices this weekend, let’s waste no time: Friday January 27th It’s HULLABALOO!, the party that puts the “damn” in “Hot Damn”! Tonight’s happening celebrates Brooklyn’s fuzzed out, surfed out, punked out garage punks The [...]

January Blasters and Hadouken Crotch Shots for Everyone!<?php the_title(); ?>

I can believe it’s mid way through the week, but the fact that January is almost up should drive you to alarm…as if we are being propelled into some strange mysterious place that the future really wants us to hurry up and get too…maybe it’s just me. Anyway! Psycho Babble Button OFF! Let’s worry about [...]

Friday the 13th Part XIII: Jason Takes the BQE<?php the_title(); ?>

Have you ever walked under a ladder cradling a black cat with an open umbrella in your other hand and a dirty rabbit’s foot in your back pocket? Have you ever stepped on a crack on the sidewalk while whistling at night? Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale fluorescent lights of [...]

Slipping Into the New Thing<?php the_title(); ?>

Happy New Year, my people of the midnight sun! Yeah Yeah, I’m pretty sure going out and partying the week after new years after what for many was a month long bacchanal of excess seems like a bad idea (If so you can just stop reading and go look at some pictures of cats).  But [...]

The End of the Beginning is The End<?php the_title(); ?>

Here we are, the last few days of the next to last year of ALL EXISTENCE, as the Mayans will be showing up to wreck next years Holiday plans with obnoxious behavior and meteors. And look! Awwww, sweet lil’ Baby New Year is getting ready to be born. He’s all “goo goo ga ga apocalypse [...]

On, Blitzen!<?php the_title(); ?>

The weather outside is…not frightful? For now, anyway. But the flurry of happenings is DELIGHTFUL for those with festive hearts and strong constitutions! Yep, it’s another holiday season in NYC for the mad kids and the ravers – tons of parties before we even get CLOSE to the madhouse of a weekend coming up, with [...]

A Helping Hand For The Good Guy<?php the_title(); ?>

As most of you have probably already heard, our town’s own DJ extraordinaire and nightlife mainstay Jonathan Toubin was the victim of an absolute freak accident, having been seriously injured when an out of control taxi cab plowed through the wall of the  hotel he was staying in in Portland OR where he was on [...]