The Month Marches on…here we are at the start of yet another weekend in Gotham, with more springlike temperatures in the winterless winter and a twinkle in our eyes! Let’s dress inappropriately and make big trouble! While we’ve got some hot fucking shit going on it’s not the usual massive clusterfuck as the last few [...]
Here We Come A Leapin’ and A Humpin’!
Whudup, creeps! It’s a very special edition of your midweek blog, seeing as how this humpday also happens to be LEAP DAY! Once every four years the magical number 29 appears at the end of the month of February and someone has a sad lonely ass birthday party where they pretend they’re five years old…but [...]
Is That a Fountain Pen In Your Pocket or Are You Just Glad It’s The Weekend?
Happy Weekend, children! Looky Look: the month is up, the weather is apocalpytically warm, and you are jonesing for trouble! Here’s where that’s at: Friday February 24th The clear pick for live show of the night is at the one true mecca of rock and roll in Bushwick (and only place I know that serves [...]
Addicted to Love, Amongst Other Things…
Hey Lovers! Hope ya’ll had a nice Valentine’s Day. Whether you made hot passionate sloppy love on a bed of dandelions, dined on artisenal goat cheeks in balsamic reduction at a fancy restaurant made to look like a bomb shelter, watched a marathon of “I Love Lucy” episodes in your underwear and devoured two pints [...]
Runaway Runway Weekend, or HATE Coutre
What’s up, city! The weekend is here. Call your mom! (Make sure your gin rage calms down a bit first, though!) I’d make some quip about Fashion Week but I doubt anyone (who reads this blog) cares too much. You shop at Beacon’s Closet/The Salvation Army/The Dumpster outside C-Town, and let’s be real, YOUR idea [...]
GAME ON!
This is IT! The big game weekend is here! Are you ready? Do you have your face paint? Did you stock up on Natty Ice? Do you have enough wing sauce to inject into your friends veins AS WELL as your own? I sure do. Where will YOU be watching this weekend’s Boggle World Championship???? [...]
High Steppers Weekend Stroll
Happy Weekend, Boys and Girls, we MADE IT! It’s another unseasonably warm one, with a forecast calling for PANDEMONIUM. TOO MANY choices this weekend, let’s waste no time: Friday January 27th It’s HULLABALOO!, the party that puts the “damn” in “Hot Damn”! Tonight’s happening celebrates Brooklyn’s fuzzed out, surfed out, punked out garage punks The [...]
January Blasters and Hadouken Crotch Shots for Everyone!
I can believe it’s mid way through the week, but the fact that January is almost up should drive you to alarm…as if we are being propelled into some strange mysterious place that the future really wants us to hurry up and get too…maybe it’s just me. Anyway! Psycho Babble Button OFF! Let’s worry about [...]
Friday the 13th Part XIII: Jason Takes the BQE
Have you ever walked under a ladder cradling a black cat with an open umbrella in your other hand and a dirty rabbit’s foot in your back pocket? Have you ever stepped on a crack on the sidewalk while whistling at night? Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale fluorescent lights of [...]
Slipping Into the New Thing
Happy New Year, my people of the midnight sun! Yeah Yeah, I’m pretty sure going out and partying the week after new years after what for many was a month long bacchanal of excess seems like a bad idea (If so you can just stop reading and go look at some pictures of cats). But [...]
