Got myself an easy ass post to make this week! I’ll be ready for endless hours of COPS and Tosh.0 in no time today baby! Maybe do some grocery shopping before I dip into that though. I’ve spent the past week eating dry pasta with chipotle flavored Cholula out of the palm of my hand [...]
Not With A Whimper, But A Bang (or, I Got Your March Madness RIGHT HERE)
We all know the old saying that March goes out like a lamb…but this is New York City, so it goes out like a vicious drug addled sewer rat in love! Holy Roman Empire of Fuck! We are looking at a STACKED weekend for rock and roll action this go around, and for once both [...]
Just What You Needed
Unusual action tonight and tomorrow– we’re still feeling the ripples of SXSW touring schedules this week, which is probably better than actually going to Austin. TONIGHT (WEDNESDAY): Copycat, the semi-monthly covers night, debuts a new band tonight– The Cars. Members of the Electric Mess will tackle some of the hits tonight among other performers and [...]
Happy birthday to me, fuckers!
Ok, so I survived the Allentown record fair. However I am fairly certain I suffered severe brain damage though. Good news is: My hotel room got all goofed up and got bumped up to a suite on the far end of the hotel FO’ FREE! Bad news is: This hotel as well as every other [...]
Look at that Flower Go
It is a proven fact that budding trees plus warm weather (unseasonably so) plus fever in the loins equals BIG TROUBLE. This is your weekend, New York City. Indulge. Friday March 23rd Your 33 Black Angels celebrate the release of their fifth self produced album “Moon and Morning Star” tonight at Union Pool! Fresh off [...]
Spring Sprang Sprung
ANOTHER week of warm temperatures invites you to go out during the week to some choice gigs around town. Not much in the way of live shows to talk about tonight & tomorrow but plenty of good DJ throwdowns. TONIGHT (WEDNESDAY): Mr Fine Wine, he of WFMU’s great Downtown Soulville program and a 45 collection [...]
Oops!
So I was in the middle of watching The Big Lebowski for the 700th time and for a brief moment I feel as if I’ve forgotten to do something. It was at that moment when I realized, “Hah! Oh yeah I’m suppose to be doing the GaragepunkNYC post”. It done slipped my mind! Oh well, [...]
Erin, Go Party
Ahhh yes. It’s that time of year once again– when the New York music press abandons the city for Austin while throngs of besotted douchebags take their place, covering the city in a thick varnish of green puke. You know– St Patrick’s Day. Thankfully, you can still party in (your own) peace, should you follow [...]
Spring Fever All Over Your Face
Happy Midweek! It’s Captain Heartlock, and probably like you, I have a major case of Spring Fever. Which is a strain almost as bad as the Summer Time Blues but no where near as deadly as Taco Tuesdays. I wanna wear white shoes and run outside and drink pina colada’s on a porch, dammit! But [...]
Go to Don Pedros tonight, you fools!
Sunday March 11th Ok, first off we appear to have an insanely awesome band in town totally getting neglected. Last night I DJ’d the Nervous Ticks show and sadly the attendance was pretty grim. However they’ll be playing again tonight at Don Pedros with Big Riff, Monkey Junk, and Mutant Genes. So there’s still one [...]
