Well, it's
Thursday and if your week was anything like the rest of the world's then you're in need of a 12 pack and a carton of smokes. Luckily there's a spot for you to call home tonight.

Head on over to
Boogaloo Shampoo at
Beauty Bar hosted by the DJ Jonathan "Busy Body" Toubin, with special guest James "MOTHER FUCKING" Chance! Expect to hear lots of soul stompers and foot grinders. These dudes have the 45s that'll make you shake a tail feather and do the camel walk. The party starts around midnight, so be prepared to stumble in to work on Friday still drunk and nurse your hangover over lunch. Oh yeah, it's FREE and it's JAMES CHANCE!!!!

As for
Friday, you've got a long list of fun filled adventures to tackle. At
Cake Shop you can see
Violent Bullshit,
Cerebral Ballzy,
K Holes, and
The Jadewalkers. This is obviously a beer chugging, chest pounding kind of night, so if you like your music loud and fast and your people happy and hyper, you'll fit right in over here.
Over at
Don Pedro's they're serving up a melting pot of bands ranging from rockabilly-ish garage, punk rock, and indie. If you hate going to a show that has bands that all fit in the same genre then you'll probably enjoy this.
Organs,
Fatal Erection,
7 Ton Hand, The Men, and
Autumn People. It's got something to please everyone.
Over at
Fontana's you can mod it up with the long running
Subway Soul Club. This month they have three incredible DJs: Phast Phreddie(resident DJ), Jamie Kozyra(of The Nouvellas), and Gaylord Fields(of WFMU). If you're a fan of non-stop dancing with like minded folks and looking sharp even though you're hammered, then you've probably been attending this event from the start. Phreddie is one of the top ten best DJs in the world, and that's not an over statement. Don't believe me? Take a month off work, travel to the major cities of the world, attend dance nights that spin music from the 50s and 60s, come back to New York, then think it all over. He won? That's what I thought.
If you're in the mood for more of a leather jacket and greased hair night then head over to
Otto's Shrunken Head for
Rebel Night. Otto's isn't the biggest bar so it gets elbow to elbow packed FAST on this night. The Japanese truly do know how to be Rock'N'Roll in a way no other country can comprehend. I recommend getting there early and ordering a scorpion bowl and grabbing a table up front before the masses arrive.

If you're still able to stand on
Saturday then I highly recommend going over to
Zebulon to catch
The Mighty Fine and
Les Sans Culottes for a Mardi Gras celebration. I've seen Mighty Fine perform a bunch and they always put on an amazing show. They're a perfect mix of Punk and Soul. High energy and always right on the money. Sans Culottes is not only hilarious but rockin'. If Austin Powers was called Jean Puissance and took place in 1960s Paris instead of London then these guys would have supplied the music. The night is being DJed by
Mr Mikey of Daptone Records, so you know it's going to be good.
-UPDATE!-
I just received word that
The Underthings will be performing at
Union Pool this Sunday!
Dave the Spazz and
Andy Maltz will be DJing this event, as well. It's FREE! Starts at 8:00, and it's in the front room, not the back room. GO!
-CharlesLabels: beauty bar, cake shop, don pedro, fontana's, gaylord fields, jonathan toubin, les sans culottes, mighty fine, otto's, phast phreddie, rebel night, subway soul, zebulon