Hey kids! Happy weekend, and Congratulations on surviving October! You deserve a cookie! OR a slap on the bum! Hope you’re well rested because the fun don’t stop for nobody: we’ve got a fully stocked cabinet of fun this weekend, and of course NEXT week is the HUGE 25th Anniversay Norton Records Blowout (which we [...]
Ghouls to the Left of Me, Rippers to the Right
What’s up, Jekyll! That ghastly pallor of yours could probably be attributed to your vices and/or your lack of sleep this past week, or it could be that it’s that magical time of the year we like to call HALLOWEEN! When it falls on a weekend (or this year, JUST outside of one) you’d best [...]
Hot Times in Leo’s Valley
What’s up, denizens of Funky Town? We got your mid-week round up of cool happenings for the kids RIGHT ovah HERE: what are we celebrating on the first week of August? Not terrible temperatures, a couple of sick showcases on both nights, and many occasions to imbibe whilst listening to pre-recorded music that won’t offended [...]
Your Big Fat Overstuffed Hyper Sexy Rock and Roll Weekender
I don’t know how we got to the last week of June already, but…just look at this…look how much is going down just tonight. There’s so much going on that a lesser (wo)man could hurt themselves if they got too ambitious. Hope you’ve taken your vitamins. Let’s not waste any time… Friday June 24th The [...]
A Day at the Races
I don’t bet on the horsies (and neither should your broke ass), but right here in this little old blog post I’ve got SURE BETS on where to go to get some ACTION this weekend, starting tonight…
Love Means Never Having To Say “You’re Ugly!”
In our world, there are only two holidays that really matter (Halloween and Satan’s Birthday) and Valentines Day (VD Day? HA HA HA HA!!!!) is NOT one of them. And with all due respect to Romantics, even if you ARE in love, OUR people don’t go for cheap sentiment and maudlin Lifetime channel bullshit. Thankfully for YOU, there’s so many things happening this weekend that are of the “fuck-yo-couch” variety that you might even forget this chocolaty capitalist sham of the heart is even happening at all. Come This way!
Jive As…a Turkey. Stuffed as a Boar.
Thanksgiving in NYC is so COOOOOOL because the city turns abandoned and quiet like Zombieland and you can do what you WANT! Gather up all your ex-pat friends, your Thanksgiving orphans and your too-broke-for-Amtrak brethren, throw open the doors of your hearth and have yourself a FEAST for FREAKS! Roasted turkey with Four-Loko glaze and instant magic mushroom potatoes, anyone?
Holy Govinda – A Weekend Full of Bliss
If you have the ability, like boy Krishna, to split yourself into many copies of you so that you may frolic in many places at once, this is the time and weekend to let forth those powers. There are so many high-quality, fun as sin happenings this weekend that you just might loose your dharma initiative trying to sort it out. That’s why we’re here for you, scene kats. We’re the gopis of the weekend herd. Ya heard?
And so it begins…
The holiday season cometh… you know what that means. Past-their-prime bands dishing out ill-advised Christmas covers; whole groups on stage in baggy Santa outfits; Facebook event invites with terrible holiday puns– you know the deal. Still, there is relief: it comes in a bottle or a glass and costs between 3 and 7 dollars. We [...]
