Hey, Flowers! The Weekend – it’s BACK like Rambo! It’s the penultimate weekend of May, a month that has been as chock full of rock and roll glory as any we’ve seen in some time! For the third weekend in a row there’s SO much competition for your pleasure that you’re going to either have [...]
Runaway Runway Weekend, or HATE Coutre
What’s up, city! The weekend is here. Call your mom! (Make sure your gin rage calms down a bit first, though!) I’d make some quip about Fashion Week but I doubt anyone (who reads this blog) cares too much. You shop at Beacon’s Closet/The Salvation Army/The Dumpster outside C-Town, and let’s be real, YOUR idea [...]
FALL IN
A crisp chill in the air…a leather jacket zipped just to the chin…the strappy sandal replaced with the leather boot…the switch from mojitos to bourbon…can you feel it? FALL is IN, you mothers! And as predictable as magical ponies leaping to their deaths from a rocky New England cliff on the blood harvest moon, rock [...]
Girl Gangs and Bangs and Rockers with Fangs
Ladies and Gentlemen, what it is, what it is? Here we are standing at the gates of yet another overstuffed weekend of madness…To what strange dimensions of being can your Metrocard, your steel lined liver and crazy willpower take you THIS TIME? Friday July 29th The Black Lips are back in town, ready to spit [...]
HELTER SWELTER
Yeah, it’s Hot as Fuck. We know. So put a popsicle in your ear, you dummy! It’s the weekend, dammit, and nothing stops us. Not even hell on earth. SUPER AMOUNTS OF FUN to be had, all around town, much of it where cold air conditioning and colder drinks (shocker of shocks!) are to be [...]
Fall Back!
Hope you’ve got your bearings about you, what after the month of insanity that gave us CMJ (Country Music Jammers?), a cosmically insane Halloween weekend (I heard ALL the stories, matey), midterm exams, the squash harvest, cider shingles, crack tastings and and all the other assorted stupid that October means to you and me…
Well, you’d best LIVER UP! This weekend Daylight Savings Time ENDS at 2am on Sunday morning. That means one whole extra hour of drinky poo! A multitude of fun awaits you out on the streets, and when you get home The Gin Fairy will leave a dollar bill and remorse under your pillow while you sleep!
Holy Govinda – A Weekend Full of Bliss
If you have the ability, like boy Krishna, to split yourself into many copies of you so that you may frolic in many places at once, this is the time and weekend to let forth those powers. There are so many high-quality, fun as sin happenings this weekend that you just might loose your dharma initiative trying to sort it out. That’s why we’re here for you, scene kats. We’re the gopis of the weekend herd. Ya heard?
Erin-Go-BLEEECHCHC!!!!
They’re Magically Horrific! Wednesday March 17th, 2010: HAPPY St. PATRICK’S DAY! My Irish brothers and sisters, I salute you on the one day that seeks to perennially embarrass you all. That is, unless you’re into the whole “embarrassing yourself” thing. In which case I say, have at it! I dare you! Go ride the NYC [...]
Freaks and Peaks
Don’t You Judge Me With Your Judgy Eyes. I Got Powers Greetings, Cretins! Heartlock Headache here with your midweek roundup of all things groovy. Get out and do NOT let ice stop you from living your life or ruining your liver. Do as you may this Ash Wednesday, but I’m giving up NOTHING for Lent. [...]
