Happy Wednesday, patricians! Captain Heartlock here with a quick update of stuff going on Wednesday and Thursday night. It’s always like this after a long weekend as there’s not an overflowing bathtub of options like usual, but hey, that’s alright. If you find yourself out and about irregardless, you can be entertained in the following [...]
Hot Times in Leo’s Valley
What’s up, denizens of Funky Town? We got your mid-week round up of cool happenings for the kids RIGHT ovah HERE: what are we celebrating on the first week of August? Not terrible temperatures, a couple of sick showcases on both nights, and many occasions to imbibe whilst listening to pre-recorded music that won’t offended [...]
Splish Splash Smash
What’s up, my muggy bears, my sultry sweathogs? Recoverd yet? It’s a pretty quiet week for shows and events, which is natural considering we’re just coming off “loco America ra-ra weekend” …but here’s what’s going on these next couple of nights before the weekend, which threatens to be nowhere near as mellow: Wednesday July 6th [...]
Children of the Sun…Tumbling Through the Night
These are the days where New York really let’s it hang out, the beautiful early days of heat where the streets turn sexy and insidious, like a 70′s Scorsese film…What’s wild in the night this Wednesday and Thursday? YOU.
June Bug Jitters
What’s happening, people! Happy first day of June! We made it! Let us celebrate the warmth. Let us celebrate the 44th anniversary of Sgt. Pepper and the 42nd of the Lennon/Ono Bed In! But let us NOT get swept up into the sky, as there seem to be tornadoes a-brewin’ in the New York City area as I write this…I’ll get you, Carrie, and your little pocketbook dog too, cried the wind…
“Not One Bummer This Whole Damn Summer”
I bet you never thought we’d get here, what with the seemingly endless winter, that subzero coke binge of a season that dumped historic amounts of white frozen shit upon us. I bet you thought the world would was going to be over on Saturday and that you’d be dead, either partying with the sinners [...]
“Sangatsu no Raion”
What’s the Frequency, Kittens? Lo! Ti’s the middle of the week, it’s the end of March (which indeed came in like a Lion in heat and then proceeded to go out like a complete SUCKA, so cliché…), it’s the beginning of spring, it’s the end of your funk, it’s the beginning of all your desires made manifest like the budding allergy bombs on winters forgotten branches! For you’re to become an April Fool soon, all over again…
The Midweek Headlock of POWER, YEAH!!!
There’s hump day and then there’s hump o’ the MONTH! No, not that interesting someone you woke up next to Sunday morning…the halfway point, baby! February might as well be done in my book. Valentine’s is over. Three day weekend is coming, honoring our nations great presidents, like President Lex Luthor, President Rodan, President Fantasia, and President “Macho Man” Randy Savage. The weather’s warming, the days are growing longer…damn this is turning into a Led Zeppelin song…let me stop while I’m ahead…anyway: stuff to do between now and the weekend that involves cool music and/or drinking, yeah! Check it out…
Have You Seen Your Giant Rodent, Baby, Standing in it’s Shadow?
It’s late enough in the day that by now you’ve heard that both Punxsutawney Phil and Staten Island Salvatore have saved you from winter induced serotonin lows by announcing, through the power of painstaking meteorological analysis and black rat magic, that WINTER IS GOING TO BE OVER IN SIX WEEKS!!!!! If you believe that, then you probably also believe that the recession is over and also that carton of blue-ish milk in the back of your fridge can’t be THAT bad, yet, right? Right?
Everything All at Once
Everything all at once. It is the folly of gluttons, hedonists, most Scorpios I know and compulsive gamblers alike. This is the weekend to embrace that philosophy as there is so very much going on – and all of it good. There’s no avoiding it – you’re going to miss out on SOMETHING amazing no matter what you choose because unfortunately you don’t have Godlike powers and you can’t do it all. Pity the ones who try! Oh, the horrors! Oh the Thrills!
