Hey HEY Hey! It’s the weekend all you sad winter babies have been dreaming about in your disco naps, the first unofficial weekend of Summer 2013! The temperatures have been matching up to boot but I guess it’s so sticky it’s ruining all your perms. Don’t let your Medusa look stop you from getting all [...]
Joy Unlimited: The Return of Spring and A Million Things to Do and Be: A WEEKEND
What’s the good word, sisters and misters? We’ve made it to the weekend and not a moment too soon: it’s finally starting to feel like the season we’re supposed to be in, and accordingly it’s another weekend stacked with choice happenings bursting forth like pollen into your scene! Sakura! CHECK IT: Friday April 26th Grand [...]
Brrrrrrrrr…I mean…BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING IT!
Greetings, kittens! Let us rejoice, for January goes out way more shakin’ that it started, with a absolutely stacked weekend of parties and happenings for all the intrepid dandies, punks, painted ladies, soul scenesters and lovers of fun! Aka, the TRUE ones who will not let these dips into the arctic airstream deter them from [...]
The Tryptophan Twist (EVERYBODY’S Doing It)
The four day long weekend bacchanalia feast continues! Now that you’ve digested 30 lbs. of mashed potatoes, fought your in-laws for last wing, and punched an 80 year old at midnight Target Riot for the savings, it’s time to dance off everything that is in you! Here’s how! For only three easy payments of Your [...]
Everybody Do the Darecho!
You’ve survived another week of civilization and Mother Nature trying to kill you, so what better way to celebrate than give your first born to the gods of the new flesh? The heat’s taking a break on the streets, so with pleasant temps the children can play: Friday July 27th Let’s kick it off right [...]
Fancy Pants Goes to the Sock Hop
What’s shakin’, eggs and bacon? We’ve reached the end of yet another month, and what an April it’s been, eh? What does the future hold for us? How can any of us ever know? What do the cards say? The tea leaves? Sha la la la live for tonight: Friday April 27th Tonight is almost [...]
Memoirs from the Panic Room
Why HELLO! And welcome to the weekend! Anything disastrous going on? Anything? Of course not, you spineless troglodytes! Allow me to present you with the choice happenings for the rockers, rollers and strollers with nary an earthquake nor hurricane quip or pun. Seriously, enough with the Armageddon talk, already. Wake me when the real [...]
Girl Gangs and Bangs and Rockers with Fangs
Ladies and Gentlemen, what it is, what it is? Here we are standing at the gates of yet another overstuffed weekend of madness…To what strange dimensions of being can your Metrocard, your steel lined liver and crazy willpower take you THIS TIME? Friday July 29th The Black Lips are back in town, ready to spit [...]
Everything All at Once
Everything all at once. It is the folly of gluttons, hedonists, most Scorpios I know and compulsive gamblers alike. This is the weekend to embrace that philosophy as there is so very much going on – and all of it good. There’s no avoiding it – you’re going to miss out on SOMETHING amazing no matter what you choose because unfortunately you don’t have Godlike powers and you can’t do it all. Pity the ones who try! Oh, the horrors! Oh the Thrills!
Blind but Hungry
Like the angry fella above, we’re blind but hungry. Enough already! We get it– “winter wonderland” etc bla blah. Yet another weekend that makes me glad Hullabaloo isn’t back for another month. That said, there’s a LOT happening this weekend and it would be a royal shame if you let Blizzard #3 keep you from [...]
