Yeah, that’s not our forecast for the week. That’s a weather forecast for Cleveland in April 2008. We’re actually suppose to get about three storms this week. Soon enough evolution is going to take over and we’ll all have gills. I came home the other week and there was literally a pond forming in the [...]
Eskimo Punk
In Search Of: Dingleberries Eskimo Punk – see that? I made that. New genre. Call Pitchfork. Brrrrrrrrrrrr! Hey, I heard there’s a snow storm. Did you hear about that? The lady on the news is terrified. Did you get enough milk and eggs and bread and crystal meth to outlast this…this…ARCTIC BLAST!?!?! This is what’s [...]
My shortest post ever.
Whooping Crane covers Sweet at Otto’s this Wednesday. Last week was crazy, next week is CMJ. In between… we’re all sleeping in? This week is extra dead. Dead, buried, forgotten, disinterred and stood up in a museum. A good week to think about your Halloween costume. If we hear about anything else, we will definitely [...]
At night there ain’t no Sun, but surely there’ll be some Fun.
What a week for dancing and, well, uh, mostly just dancing… Yeah, it should finally be Summer this week, or at least that’s what the weatherman says. But whatcha gonna do once you’re done baking yourself? Unless you like to hit the beaches of New York while the Sun is busy lighting up Zimbabwe, you’d [...]
Sweatin’ never felt so cool.
We know very well that you’ll all be going to see King Khan and Mark Sultan next weekend. Better get yer dancin’ in early! Additional note: no that’s not them. Monday Where better to bust some moves than at the Monday Night Burlesque at Public Assembly? DJs Captain Heartlock and Professor Z spin Garage and [...]
It’s finally time to see what your friends look like under their Winter outfits.
Nothing ends. Nothing ever ends. Not even weekends. MONDAY There won’t be any Winter outfits on display when DJs Captain Heartlock and Professor Z spin Garage and Soul music at the Monday Night Burlesque at Public Assembly. Still reading after that horrible joke, eh? Well good for you, because there’s some really interesting stuff going [...]
Dance the Weekday Blues Away
Did you enjoy your weekend? You did? I’m so happy for you! Now get back to work! Yeah, we all know Monday is a drag. Tuesday, Wednesday, and the rest of those weekdays too. But the weeknights are filled with musical pleasures, if only you dare to let yourself go… MONDAY What could possibly spice [...]
