I can believe it’s mid way through the week, but the fact that January is almost up should drive you to alarm…as if we are being propelled into some strange mysterious place that the future really wants us to hurry up and get too…maybe it’s just me. Anyway! Psycho Babble Button OFF! Let’s worry about [...]
It’s Only Real if you Touch It
WELL THEN! Happy Friday, New York City! How are we going to destroy our minds this weekend? Family Circus comic reading marathon? Windex mouthwash? Sasquatch hunting parties? Wisdom tooth extractions? Mall Santa royal rumble? Forget all that noise. How about a tall heaping glass of rock and roll? (TM and copyright Rico) Friday December 2nd [...]
Slow Down!
Now that you’ve gotten that last bit of metallic paint off of your inner thighs and have beaten the monstrous hangover from the last few days, it’s time for the post-Halloween slowdown. It’s a light midweek with only a couple of shows lurking this weekend, but that’s probably a good thing as the juggernaut that [...]
Candied Mucous Jellybabies
So how’s everyone’s sanity and livers holding up? CMJ week is in it’s final throes, and whether you think it’s bullshit or whether you crowded into a packed room to see your favorite band or attended any one of dozens of “anti” parties - it doesn’t matter because it’s bigger than you! Like Christianity [...]
Your Big Fat Overstuffed Hyper Sexy Rock and Roll Weekender
I don’t know how we got to the last week of June already, but…just look at this…look how much is going down just tonight. There’s so much going on that a lesser (wo)man could hurt themselves if they got too ambitious. Hope you’ve taken your vitamins. Let’s not waste any time… Friday June 24th The [...]
Friday the 13th Part 27
I bet you’re expecting more Friday the 13th jokes from us. Well TOO BAD– not happening. In fact, we proclaim today to be your lucky day– ‘cuz there’s tons of ways to get gone in the big ol’ city tonight. TONIGHT (FRIDAY): Let’s talk about the huge, hulking, Japanese rhinoceros in the room. GUITAR WOLF [...]
At Their Satanic Majesties Request…
Happy Middle of the Week, My Marginalized Friends! I hope you’re good with God because a crazy ass band from Alabama who are disciples of the Prince of the Air, Satan’s Youth Ministers, are invading our town. It’s a groovy kind of evil. You’ve got two nights with them, New York…WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW????
A Day at the Races
I don’t bet on the horsies (and neither should your broke ass), but right here in this little old blog post I’ve got SURE BETS on where to go to get some ACTION this weekend, starting tonight…
Love Means Never Having To Say “You’re Ugly!”
In our world, there are only two holidays that really matter (Halloween and Satan’s Birthday) and Valentines Day (VD Day? HA HA HA HA!!!!) is NOT one of them. And with all due respect to Romantics, even if you ARE in love, OUR people don’t go for cheap sentiment and maudlin Lifetime channel bullshit. Thankfully for YOU, there’s so many things happening this weekend that are of the “fuck-yo-couch” variety that you might even forget this chocolaty capitalist sham of the heart is even happening at all. Come This way!
Hullabaloo! Born Loose, Foster Care, more @ Don Pedro February 5th
Hullabaloo! returned to Don Pedro this past Saturday with a straight-up punk rocking bill. (blurry) iphone pics were taken; (even blurrier) camera pics were taken. They’re here for your amusement and to the detriment of your eyesight. First up, the JIGGLERS: Next up were streetpunkers the 45 Adapters (sorry, especially shitty and incomprehensible photos on [...]
