Hey HEY Hey! It’s the weekend all you sad winter babies have been dreaming about in your disco naps, the first unofficial weekend of Summer 2013! The temperatures have been matching up to boot but I guess it’s so sticky it’s ruining all your perms. Don’t let your Medusa look stop you from getting all [...]
St Patty’s Photos & Videos: Othermen, Born Loose, Tight Spots & Neighbors @ Don Pedro March 16
SHAZAM! Whatta night. Our second show this year was even more ragin’ than the first one. The off-again, on-again opening band the Neighbors actually DID open in the end and thank the lucky charms they did! They absolutely killed it with a punk meets power pop vibe. WOW. I was truly blown away to find [...]
March 16th: Born Loose, Othermen, Tight Spots, Neighbors @ Don Pedro
FEELIN’ LUCKY, PUNK? I sure hope so because our next party is a St. Patrick’s Day EVE rager at Brooklyn’s Don Pedro, once called “Death Cult HQ” by none other than King Khan himself. Of course, it’s not St Patty’s without the Irish, so we’ve enlisted one Lawrence May, Esquire, of BORN LOOSE to set [...]
Too much! Too much!
You’re TOO much! No, really, you are. You, the bands and DJs of NYC, that is. I’ve tried to sum up all the awesomeness going on in the next 36 hours and it’s a bit nuts. Good luck sorting it out! TONIGHT (FRIDAY): Let’s start this thing off right with a truly bizarre-o show. Cozy [...]
My Gal Friday, Bastard Son Saturday
Achoo, Bless You, City in Blue… As January creeps on and your whiskey runneth low, I implore you to resist the plague and your seasonal depression and get out into the streets and support your local scene, maaaaaan, cause it’s the only thing standing between you and a boring grave! It’s unseasonably warm and you [...]
Return of the Return of the Revenge
What’s up, punks! Sorry to post so late in the day…sometimes the real world just gets in the way of the dream world… Anyways! It’s time to spend them dollah bills, yo. Time to shimmy and shake, pour regret juice down your gullet and look on up at the fat bottom…NYC dances it’s way back [...]
Rocktober commenceth
Yes! It’s that time again… the season of fallen leaves, bad festivals, good bands, drinking, light jackets (or not depending on this whole global warming thing we’ve been enjoying)… Lots of DJ action this weekend plus a few gigaroonies… TONIGHT: First off, let’s dispel some of your enthusiasm by revealing that the Angry Samoans show [...]
Big Harpy in Little Chinatown
The month of September goes out with a harpy scream – much ado about town and you’d have to some kind of machine from Planet X to not find something to fill your heart with mirth this weekend. Shall we? Friday September 28th Let’s start the drinking and dancing early, happy hour stylee – Steve [...]
All Tomorrow’s Bodies
And what costume shall the poor girl wear…seriously…what shall she wear? She’s freaking the fuck out and I can’t console her. Her fall clothes are covered in moth balls and there’s no time for the laundromat. Aw fuck, now she’s crying. Really? Come on. Stop crying! Here’s a tip, hon: cut down the hammock from [...]
FRIDAY THE 13TH: Part 26,987,612
Happy Friday the Thirteenth! Make sure to walk under lots of ladders, run over some black cats and while you’re at it, break a few mirrors over your shoulder. You’re unlucky enough to have to choose between many different ways to get it on this weekend… maybe the AC will be the tiebreaker. TONIGHT (FRIDAY): [...]


