In our world, there are only two holidays that really matter (Halloween and Satan’s Birthday) and Valentines Day (VD Day? HA HA HA HA!!!!) is NOT one of them. And with all due respect to Romantics, even if you ARE in love, OUR people don’t go for cheap sentiment and maudlin Lifetime channel bullshit. Thankfully for YOU, there’s so many things happening this weekend that are of the “fuck-yo-couch” variety that you might even forget this chocolaty capitalist sham of the heart is even happening at all. Come This way!
Hullabaloo! Born Loose, Foster Care, more @ Don Pedro February 5th
Hullabaloo! returned to Don Pedro this past Saturday with a straight-up punk rocking bill. (blurry) iphone pics were taken; (even blurrier) camera pics were taken. They’re here for your amusement and to the detriment of your eyesight. First up, the JIGGLERS: Next up were streetpunkers the 45 Adapters (sorry, especially shitty and incomprehensible photos on [...]
Pregame or Pretoxx?
Oh yeah. It’s one of those weekends alright. The ones where you’re suddenly wondering if those subway ads for hangover prevention are all they’re cracked up to be. Because you KNOW what’s going to happen. You’re going to try to stay mellow, but you’re going to end up raging. Our advice? Just embrace the rising [...]
Chiller Diller!
Brrrrrrrrr! It’s cold! It’s Winter! Who cares? So what!?!!!
We do what we want! And we want to dance close with our beloved, swig from a tiny barrel, slip and slide and hop, twist and turn to the rhythm and do the MukLuk Bop!
Le Weekender
There are weekends and there are weekenders. These are the kinds of nights that all true warriors strive for. These are the nights we throw in the faces of haters and fakers who dare to tell you rock and roll, nay, that even FUN itself, is dead in New York City.
The Homecoming Queen of Krypton 2010
Great Caesar’s Ghost, did this month fly by or what? So many great shows and dance parties, a billion Virgo birthdays, a tornado or three and weather that just won’t let summer go…It’s like homecoming on Planet Krypton, just before the big boom-boom…Let’s dive headfirst and blindly into the future by stepping out into these last couple of nights of the month. The good is as plentiful as the harvest…
Making Time on a School Night, Baby
What’s Up, Mutton Chops? Captain Heartlock is back from alternate Earth to bring you rockers, boppers, mind trippers and tobacco dippers theeee choice pick of the litter happenings in the middle of the week, in the night-ight-ight, when the sun goes down, when the blood moon rises and when the devil laughs like a rabies infected kangaroo at punk karaoke night (No FUCKING Journey)!
Furious Friday! Stormy Saturday!
Verily, a weekend of fury lies before us. But it’s the good kind– furious rock’n’roll, lead by Canadian visitors Teen Anger who will playing two shows this weekend in Brooklyn. There’s also plenty of other turbulent rocking music to check out– so get out of the hoos’ this weekend and get yourself dancin’ ! TONIGHT [...]


