Howdy, chicks and dicks! This Sunday is PACKED with amazing things to do. Check it out… SUNDAY! Mars Bar, the infamous punk rock dive, is having a little shindig at six o’clock. Every month they have an artist showcase their work inside the bar AND paint a new mural on the outside of the building. [...]
DO THE HUMP!
Yes, ma’am! It’s the middle of the week, and there is a lot of shit going on. Chose wisely. WEDNESDAY! As most of you know, Mick Jagger has boned a lot of people. A lot of those people were women, and four of those women didn’t get abortions, so Mick has a collection of seven, [...]
It’s pissing outside, so let’s all get pissed!
So, I’m late at posting again. I’m a busy man, dammit! I can’t always be on time with this blogging stuff! OK, I’ll try to do better in the future. Here’s a little look at what you can do tonight and tomorrow! MONDAY Mondays aren’t very exciting. Seriously. Most people have to go back to [...]
And on the seventh day, god said fuck you…
Why do people in New York call grilling barbecue? Heating up hot dogs and hamburgers is grilling. Not barbecue. SUNDAY You have lots of options for today/tonight. In about half an hour the My Endless Summer party will be kicking off at Don Pedro. A lot of shit is going down at this thing, so [...]
And so the week begins.
A nice and easy start to your week. SUNDAY Sunday Sounds is going on at Niagra. The lovely Grace Of Spades spins records from ten to four! Expect Soul, R&B, Ska, Oi, and all other types of goodness that she’s known for providing you with. Free entry and $3 bottles of beer. Over at Manhattan [...]
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday!
Howdy, folks! You’ve got a couple of options for the next three days. SUNDAY! If you’re not staying home to watch Mad Men you should probably head over to Bruar Falls to check out The Above, The Anabolics, and The Mess Around. I don’t know the door time or the cost of this show. Do [...]
At night there ain’t no Sun, but surely there’ll be some Fun.
What a week for dancing and, well, uh, mostly just dancing… Yeah, it should finally be Summer this week, or at least that’s what the weatherman says. But whatcha gonna do once you’re done baking yourself? Unless you like to hit the beaches of New York while the Sun is busy lighting up Zimbabwe, you’d [...]
Dance the Weekday Blues Away
Did you enjoy your weekend? You did? I’m so happy for you! Now get back to work! Yeah, we all know Monday is a drag. Tuesday, Wednesday, and the rest of those weekdays too. But the weeknights are filled with musical pleasures, if only you dare to let yourself go… MONDAY What could possibly spice [...]
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS BACK… LET’S GET IN TROUBLE!
I’ve returned! While bruised, bleeding, coughing and sneezing from Portugal’s Barreiro Rocks festival, where I encountered Andre Williams in the flesh for the first time and made tons of Portuguese, Spanish, Czech and American folks dance to 50′s doowop (AGAIN), I came back just so that I could write on this stinkin’ blog. Aren’t you [...]


