I can believe it’s mid way through the week, but the fact that January is almost up should drive you to alarm…as if we are being propelled into some strange mysterious place that the future really wants us to hurry up and get too…maybe it’s just me. Anyway! Psycho Babble Button OFF! Let’s worry about [...]
Friday the 13th Part XIII: Jason Takes the BQE
Have you ever walked under a ladder cradling a black cat with an open umbrella in your other hand and a dirty rabbit’s foot in your back pocket? Have you ever stepped on a crack on the sidewalk while whistling at night? Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale fluorescent lights of [...]
Slipping Into the New Thing
Happy New Year, my people of the midnight sun! Yeah Yeah, I’m pretty sure going out and partying the week after new years after what for many was a month long bacchanal of excess seems like a bad idea (If so you can just stop reading and go look at some pictures of cats). But [...]
Girl Gangs and Bangs and Rockers with Fangs
Ladies and Gentlemen, what it is, what it is? Here we are standing at the gates of yet another overstuffed weekend of madness…To what strange dimensions of being can your Metrocard, your steel lined liver and crazy willpower take you THIS TIME? Friday July 29th The Black Lips are back in town, ready to spit [...]
Your Big Fat Overstuffed Hyper Sexy Rock and Roll Weekender
I don’t know how we got to the last week of June already, but…just look at this…look how much is going down just tonight. There’s so much going on that a lesser (wo)man could hurt themselves if they got too ambitious. Hope you’ve taken your vitamins. Let’s not waste any time… Friday June 24th The [...]
“Not One Bummer This Whole Damn Summer”
I bet you never thought we’d get here, what with the seemingly endless winter, that subzero coke binge of a season that dumped historic amounts of white frozen shit upon us. I bet you thought the world would was going to be over on Saturday and that you’d be dead, either partying with the sinners [...]
A Day at the Races
I don’t bet on the horsies (and neither should your broke ass), but right here in this little old blog post I’ve got SURE BETS on where to go to get some ACTION this weekend, starting tonight…
One For You, Nineteen For Me
Happy Tax Day, New York City and the Greater Metropolitan Area! George Harrison smiles down upon you from his place in Heaven in disgust as he listens to his timeless guitar solo being played on 1010 WINS News Radio 20 thousand fucking times today! Yes, your devalued American dollars are going towards dropping bombs in the third world…not much you can do about that besides taking that refund check and BLOWING IT on FUN. Your life will outlast your money, guaranteed. So… lets do it!
Everything All at Once
Everything all at once. It is the folly of gluttons, hedonists, most Scorpios I know and compulsive gamblers alike. This is the weekend to embrace that philosophy as there is so very much going on – and all of it good. There’s no avoiding it – you’re going to miss out on SOMETHING amazing no matter what you choose because unfortunately you don’t have Godlike powers and you can’t do it all. Pity the ones who try! Oh, the horrors! Oh the Thrills!
Le Weekender
There are weekends and there are weekenders. These are the kinds of nights that all true warriors strive for. These are the nights we throw in the faces of haters and fakers who dare to tell you rock and roll, nay, that even FUN itself, is dead in New York City.
