Don’t rub your eyes too hard– tomorrow IS the first day of Spring and yet there’s still some patches of snow on the ground. God hates us or something. Maybe it’s punishment for all of you paying so much attention to that festival in Austin that will go unnamed? Either way it’s a short post [...]
Rock and Roar – The White Weekend Made Sub Tropical
Roar Roar Roar, said the Lion named March! He roared, and his cold spittle fell all over the earth! The first proper weekend of the month is stacked! Don’t let this last gasp of winter we’re currently experiencing stop you OR fool you – it’s gonna be 50 degrees on Saturday – so you have [...]
That Time When It All Gets So Hazy
What it is, people! Another fine weekend in the wicked citadel, in the twilight of the Summer, with more choices for enjoyment, mirth and sin than you can shake a weeping willow at… Friday August 10th This weekend, the Italian psych rock sensations Sultan Bathery invade our town for the first time ever, supporting a [...]
FEVER for the FEVER
Happy Weekend, Freaks and Dreamers! Summer is in full swing like she means it, and the month closes out with a smorgasbord of sun, sin and sounds! The Doctor Says: hit the beach during the day, dry off, and prepare thy night moves: If you’ve still got a case of the summertime blues after knowing [...]
May There Not Be One Bummer This Whole Damn Summer
Here we are again – on our own and with all of you – standing at the precipice of the end of spring and the unofficial beginning of the summer season in New York City as we tumble into Memorial Day Weekend. Time for daytime drinking, barbecues, bathing suit babes and hunks, mosquitoes, non stop [...]
Fancy Pants Goes to the Sock Hop
What’s shakin’, eggs and bacon? We’ve reached the end of yet another month, and what an April it’s been, eh? What does the future hold for us? How can any of us ever know? What do the cards say? The tea leaves? Sha la la la live for tonight: Friday April 27th Tonight is almost [...]
I Know A Place Where The Grass is Cellophane and the Chicks Are Marshmallow Pink
GOOD FRIDAY, Heathens! Have You Heard the GOOD NEWS? Of the Holy ascension to the Heavens of The Magic Chocolate Rabbit, who rides to the Sky World upon Wings of Marshmallow? Where they make eggs filled with creme and GUILT? Have you? You better TESTIFY. He got diabeetus for YOUR sins! This is how you [...]
Falling Face First into the Future
The Month Marches on…here we are at the start of yet another weekend in Gotham, with more springlike temperatures in the winterless winter and a twinkle in our eyes! Let’s dress inappropriately and make big trouble! While we’ve got some hot fucking shit going on it’s not the usual massive clusterfuck as the last few [...]
HOBOPUNK SEXCORE
What’s up, Witches! We’ve powered through and survived yet another week in Hooverville. You deserve a cookie…or at the very least a rock and roll night out. What do you say, a little levity with your ennui? Friday October 7th In case you missed them when they played last month (or if you didn’t catch [...]


