It’s been almost 5 years since Arthur Lee of Love shuffled off this mortal coil, but talents like these have a way of always returning, like a really good liquid flashback. Tonight the sounds of Love ring out once again at Otto’s Shrunken Head at Copycat night, hosted by DJ Xerox and featuring opener Michael [...]
Just Chillin’. No, Seriously, I’m Going to Lose a Thumb to Frostbite.
Chestnuts roasting in an oil drum fire, Jack Frost mugging you for your iPhone…though it is said, many times, many ways, it’s friggin’ cold outside, baby!!!!! Feel that Krispy Kringle chill in the air as we stomp through the various winter holidays of your particular denomination. In celebration of my favorite (the PAGAN), let’s us count the ways we can wantonly occupy ourselves in pursuit of high fun and rock and roll pleasure on these short days and long dark nights over the next couple…
Surf and Turf – The $5.99 (plus tax) Midweek Roundup
Greetings, sports fans! Well! It’s a quiet week…in fact, it’d damn near cricket chirp quiet when compared to the usual onslaught of events. It’s likely that this is just the calm before the storm of activity that is the month of October…Bela Lugosi awaits, savagely…
Season of the Itch
Happy Autumnal Equinox, Friends and Fiends! Summer is now not only formally over, but scientifically DONE. Put away them flip flops and put on them boots a-go-go. Put down that ice cone and have a warm slap in the face of apple pie. The slight chill in the air when the night falls is the promise that things are only going to get witchy from here on out. Let’s welcome it into our hearts and go go bananas…
When The Levee Breaks…
Come on down to my ark, baby. Come on down where we can play. Come on down, two by two. Giraffes in the front, party in the back, no baboons permitted on top deck. We board promptly at 8. No stragglers, cause the End Times don’t wait for NOBODY, don’t care WHO your band is opening for. 40 days and nights of champagne showers and a undercurrent that will guide you towards destination: Ouchies! Step lively…
I Got Them Ole’ Ice Cream Truck Delirium Tremors Again, Mama
Ruminating on crazy JetBlue guy and this oppressive heat wave that’s got the entire planet in a camel clutch, I was thinking about what needs to happen to make this summer even more awesome/batshit loony than it’s already been: Some guy behind an ice cream truck, who just can’t take it anymore…
Summer’s Roll Call: Acid Lemonade, Pink Monkey Birds, Gorie Times, Love in a Trash Compactor
Hot Damn! Ain’t no cure for the summertime blues like sweet rock and roll action. Goes down like vodka spiked, ice cold lemon-ade! TONS of stuff for you punks going on before the craziness to come this weekend, so make like boy Krishna and split yourself into many selves!
Let Them Eat Desperado Cakes
The revolution will be televised and promptly co-opted by 3pm today, right on schedule.
The Only Things Certain In Life are Death…and Rock and Roll!!!!!!!!
Hides Undeclared Earnings in His Left Nostril Happy April 14th 2010! Notable birthday: 116 years ago today, the first peep show machine, The Kinetoscope, was presented to the world courtesy of one Thomas Edison. 116 years, two girls, and one cup later, would his spirit shake it’s ephemeral ghostly fist and moan from beyond the [...]
Walk Like a Duck, Drink Like a Fish, Dance Like a Monkey, Die like a (Wo)Man
Their Leader was bold, wise, fierce as a cosmic nova. He accused us of stealing his “chords” and then punched our navigator in the nether regions with ringed fist. Most fascinating. Captain Heartlock’s Midweek Blog. Stardate: February 2010. We’ve come across new alien lifeforms. They’re vibrating and…wild. Their strangecustoms intrigue, nay, TITILLATE. Must investigate…further…Uhura: Zip [...]
