Happy Weekend, Boys and Girls, we MADE IT! It’s another unseasonably warm one, with a forecast calling for PANDEMONIUM. TOO MANY choices this weekend, let’s waste no time: Friday January 27th It’s HULLABALOO!, the party that puts the “damn” in “Hot Damn”! Tonight’s happening celebrates Brooklyn’s fuzzed out, surfed out, punked out garage punks The [...]
Jekyll’s Weekend Brunch Funeral
Well ALRIGHT then! Another weekend of rock and soul madness is upon us, and not a minute or day too soon! I know you, rider: You’ve been back in that fall groove, that back to school move, trying to get serious and shit, but inside you, all Mr. Hyde like , you’ve been dying to [...]
Memoirs from the Panic Room
Why HELLO! And welcome to the weekend! Anything disastrous going on? Anything? Of course not, you spineless troglodytes! Allow me to present you with the choice happenings for the rockers, rollers and strollers with nary an earthquake nor hurricane quip or pun. Seriously, enough with the Armageddon talk, already. Wake me when the real [...]
Live it Up
“Now, you work all week just to make that money
A-waitin’ for the weekend to finally come
So, now that the weekend is finally here (ALMOST!)
There’s nothing but music in the atmosphere
So, come on everybody, let’s live it up”
—Live it Up
The Midweek Headlock of POWER, YEAH!!!
There’s hump day and then there’s hump o’ the MONTH! No, not that interesting someone you woke up next to Sunday morning…the halfway point, baby! February might as well be done in my book. Valentine’s is over. Three day weekend is coming, honoring our nations great presidents, like President Lex Luthor, President Rodan, President Fantasia, and President “Macho Man” Randy Savage. The weather’s warming, the days are growing longer…damn this is turning into a Led Zeppelin song…let me stop while I’m ahead…anyway: stuff to do between now and the weekend that involves cool music and/or drinking, yeah! Check it out…
Have You Seen Your Giant Rodent, Baby, Standing in it’s Shadow?
It’s late enough in the day that by now you’ve heard that both Punxsutawney Phil and Staten Island Salvatore have saved you from winter induced serotonin lows by announcing, through the power of painstaking meteorological analysis and black rat magic, that WINTER IS GOING TO BE OVER IN SIX WEEKS!!!!! If you believe that, then you probably also believe that the recession is over and also that carton of blue-ish milk in the back of your fridge can’t be THAT bad, yet, right? Right?
New Kind of Kick
Did you hear? It’s a new year, AND a new decade! YEAH! It’s time for new optimism, a new way to see the world, new socks and a side of FEAR topped with savory mushroom gravy! We’ve got one year left to live before the Mayan Wipeout, so you might as well steal all the DVD’s from Best Buy that you can carry while having unprotected relations with your relations (duh, the hot ones! Don’t be nasty!). Watch out for dying birds, shiftless fishes and break every bullshit New Years resolution you came up with by…living your sinful little lives!
Hooray for President’s Day!
This is why we do not mix Valentine’s Day and President’s Day. Sunday Apparently someone here at GaragePunkNYC has something against Valentine’s Day, ’cause the calendar is a complete mess. It appears that the Bowery Boys are playing a free show at Otto’s Shrunken Head, a venue which sounds like it needs some Viagra. Okay, [...]
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday: something to do (yay!)
This is why we do not mix music and football. Sunday I’m sure that some of you know that tonight is Superbowl XLIV. I knew that without looking up the number, thank you*. But here at GaragePunkNYC we don’t officially care. We would, however, like to point out a few things: The Superbowl should be [...]
Dancin’ in the Rain!
Here we go again– seems like this ‘Summer’ has made us more of a weather service than a blog as of late. With Tropical Storm Danny approaching the coast of NYC, the rain is only going to increase from now until Sunday so it’s “Stormy Weather” all the time all the time! That said, plenty [...]
