Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the fifth-to-last weekend of the Summer. It’s going fast! Soon enough we’ll be making bad jokes about Siberian Tundra and posting clip art of polar bears and frozen urine. Thankfully, the next few weekends are action packed– each one has at least one absolutely no fail show in the mix. [...]
At Their Satanic Majesties Request…
Happy Middle of the Week, My Marginalized Friends! I hope you’re good with God because a crazy ass band from Alabama who are disciples of the Prince of the Air, Satan’s Youth Ministers, are invading our town. It’s a groovy kind of evil. You’ve got two nights with them, New York…WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW????
Slip Inside This House
The days grow shorter, the nights grow weirder! Shiploads of Shit to do this weekend for the rocker in you. As the man of the Horus eyed triangle said, let us Slip Inside this House…
I Dance On Your Body, I Drink All Your Egg Cream
Dressed for Success… What’s Up, my Sleestaks? Chillin’? Rad. Does it feel like summer yet? Don’t let the fools in flip-flops or your desktop calendar fool you into thinking otherwise. Now that mankind and his folly have managed to completely fuck up seasons for all time (amongst other things) all we can do is synchronize [...]
Friday Nite is Uptite but Saturday Nite is Just Alrite
The title pretty much sums it up. Tons to do tonight, not so much tomorrow. Well, you can just hibernate. Bears do it, it’s cool. Really. Don’t worry, the post-New Years slowdown won’t last forever. Soon we’ll be waxing enthusiastic about more dumb, shitty garage bands that only want to get drunk and break your [...]
A week of hard choices.
Human Eye are in town for two shows this week.Photo by “MotorCityRocks”. It wasn’t so long ago that I was complaining about how boring Monday was. No more! Monday is the new Wednesday, whereas Wednesday is the new black and black is the new lolcat. Monday This is your last chance to see The Choke [...]
It’s time to find out what you’re made of.
The Choke begin a cross-country tour on Thursday.Photo by “ndinneen”. So, you gonna let a little rain stop you from having fun? Everything’s indoors now, no more pool parties or any of that Summery crap. So get out there! But not on Monday… Monday Spend the evening shining your shoes, matching up your socks, polishing [...]
Summer Officially Hits NYC!
It sure hasn’t seemed like June so far, but Sunday is the 21st, the longest day of the year, and the beginning of Summer! Perfect timing then that it’s a weekend and Nobunny among other great bands are in town. TONIGHT (Friday):Hunx & His Punx (featuring Justin Nobunny on guitar) open the Butt Magazine Bang! [...]
Late Breaking Punk Action Tonight in Brooklyn
This just in, Baltimore’s Hard Punk Rockers Hollywood playing a good bill at Don Pedro in Williamsburg featuring Liquor Store and Ex-Humans. Doors at 8:30, Cover $6. Looks like a good bet. SHIMMY
Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Hail…
Montreal’s Nymphets play Matchless in Brooklyn Friday.Nothing will prevent NYC’s garage punkers from drinking, partying, puking and rocking this week/end. It’s awful outside but there IS reason not to lock yourself in your room until March, starting withtonight’s Anabolics show at Otto’s Shrunken Head. It’s part of a series (every other week?) called Copycats in [...]
