Greetings, kittens! Let us rejoice, for January goes out way more shakin’ that it started, with a absolutely stacked weekend of parties and happenings for all the intrepid dandies, punks, painted ladies, soul scenesters and lovers of fun! Aka, the TRUE ones who will not let these dips into the arctic airstream deter them from [...]
Return of the Return of the Revenge
What’s up, punks! Sorry to post so late in the day…sometimes the real world just gets in the way of the dream world… Anyways! It’s time to spend them dollah bills, yo. Time to shimmy and shake, pour regret juice down your gullet and look on up at the fat bottom…NYC dances it’s way back [...]
Do We Go Dancing or Does The Night Dance On You?
And it just don’t stop…another weekend of absolute power. I swear, this whole idea of “Sober October” is a damn joke. How can you remain sober and sane when there’s just so much going down between now and Halloween? Take your protein pill and strap yourself in, kids: Friday October 12th All right, rockers, if [...]
Big Harpy in Little Chinatown
The month of September goes out with a harpy scream – much ado about town and you’d have to some kind of machine from Planet X to not find something to fill your heart with mirth this weekend. Shall we? Friday September 28th Let’s start the drinking and dancing early, happy hour stylee – Steve [...]
Everybody Do the Darecho!
You’ve survived another week of civilization and Mother Nature trying to kill you, so what better way to celebrate than give your first born to the gods of the new flesh? The heat’s taking a break on the streets, so with pleasant temps the children can play: Friday July 27th Let’s kick it off right [...]
May There Not Be One Bummer This Whole Damn Summer
Here we are again – on our own and with all of you – standing at the precipice of the end of spring and the unofficial beginning of the summer season in New York City as we tumble into Memorial Day Weekend. Time for daytime drinking, barbecues, bathing suit babes and hunks, mosquitoes, non stop [...]
Fancy Pants Goes to the Sock Hop
What’s shakin’, eggs and bacon? We’ve reached the end of yet another month, and what an April it’s been, eh? What does the future hold for us? How can any of us ever know? What do the cards say? The tea leaves? Sha la la la live for tonight: Friday April 27th Tonight is almost [...]
Jekyll’s Weekend Brunch Funeral
Well ALRIGHT then! Another weekend of rock and soul madness is upon us, and not a minute or day too soon! I know you, rider: You’ve been back in that fall groove, that back to school move, trying to get serious and shit, but inside you, all Mr. Hyde like , you’ve been dying to [...]
Have You Ever Danced With a Satyr in the Pale Neon Light?
AWOOOOOOOGA! It’s officially the first all the way through nice weekend in this god forsaken city! So you know what that means: STRIP NAKED AND RUN WILD IN THE STREETS INCITING TERROR! With flowers in your hair, of course…
Karma Carnal Carnival
You don’t normally get the full on experience of it here in the northeast, but almost everywhere else in the world is barreling through a week long rager that ends on (fat) Tuesday…it’s CARNIVAL time! From Rio to Tobago, from Milan to Barcelona to my sweet Crescent City, it’s basically New Years Eve and Halloween rolled up into an 8-ball and mainlined into the fun gland of your cortex! People are getting dressed up like lunatics, drinking during daylight hours, and promenading down their respective boulevards like peacocks in love. Oh, something about Jesus is in there too, I understand… but didn’t de LAWD drink de WINE? Of course he did, you silly heathen.
