I don’t know how we got to the last week of June already, but…just look at this…look how much is going down just tonight. There’s so much going on that a lesser (wo)man could hurt themselves if they got too ambitious. Hope you’ve taken your vitamins. Let’s not waste any time… Friday June 24th The [...]
Live it Up
“Now, you work all week just to make that money
A-waitin’ for the weekend to finally come
So, now that the weekend is finally here (ALMOST!)
There’s nothing but music in the atmosphere
So, come on everybody, let’s live it up”
—Live it Up
Popsicles and Icicles
What’s the word, Snowbunnies and Sasquatches!? Another weekend filled with ways to warm yer cockles and and show the plebes how to look good bundled up (work it!) presents itself for our amusement and mutually assured destruction! Shall we? Lets.
Le Weekender
There are weekends and there are weekenders. These are the kinds of nights that all true warriors strive for. These are the nights we throw in the faces of haters and fakers who dare to tell you rock and roll, nay, that even FUN itself, is dead in New York City.
Slip Inside This House
The days grow shorter, the nights grow weirder! Shiploads of Shit to do this weekend for the rocker in you. As the man of the Horus eyed triangle said, let us Slip Inside this House…
Season of the Itch
Happy Autumnal Equinox, Friends and Fiends! Summer is now not only formally over, but scientifically DONE. Put away them flip flops and put on them boots a-go-go. Put down that ice cone and have a warm slap in the face of apple pie. The slight chill in the air when the night falls is the promise that things are only going to get witchy from here on out. Let’s welcome it into our hearts and go go bananas…
Hard Choices
OR ? We like hard choices. It means that’s there’s something actually happening, something out of the ordinary at least. Well, y’all got some hard choices this weekend. Lotsa rock’n’roll firepower in town, lotsa hot platters being laid down at cool dance parties, lotsa shady ladies and drunk dudes to be had… yes the ides [...]
I know where it’ll be warm. Maybe even hot…
The big event of the next few daysis a pretty easy call for once. Sunday The Brooklyn Record Riot is happening now at The Warsaw in Brooklyn until 8pm. $3 admission for all the records you can eat (as long as you’re willing to pay for them first — I recommend eating the kielbasa instead [...]
Eskimo Punk
In Search Of: Dingleberries Eskimo Punk – see that? I made that. New genre. Call Pitchfork. Brrrrrrrrrrrr! Hey, I heard there’s a snow storm. Did you hear about that? The lady on the news is terrified. Did you get enough milk and eggs and bread and crystal meth to outlast this…this…ARCTIC BLAST!?!?! This is what’s [...]
Friday Nite is Uptite but Saturday Nite is Just Alrite
The title pretty much sums it up. Tons to do tonight, not so much tomorrow. Well, you can just hibernate. Bears do it, it’s cool. Really. Don’t worry, the post-New Years slowdown won’t last forever. Soon we’ll be waxing enthusiastic about more dumb, shitty garage bands that only want to get drunk and break your [...]
