I don’t bet on the horsies (and neither should your broke ass), but right here in this little old blog post I’ve got SURE BETS on where to go to get some ACTION this weekend, starting tonight…
Something Something Crazy
When life gives you lemons, go make margaritas! When life gives you the fleas, start a flea circus and charge admission! When life gives you a spring weekend in the Greater New York Metropolitan area jam packed with bad ass underground rock and roll happenings and dance parties, you take it by the hand and yell “KISS ME, you FOOL”! Yeah, cause you like it THAT way.
Have You Ever Danced With a Satyr in the Pale Neon Light?
AWOOOOOOOGA! It’s officially the first all the way through nice weekend in this god forsaken city! So you know what that means: STRIP NAKED AND RUN WILD IN THE STREETS INCITING TERROR! With flowers in your hair, of course…
Karma Carnal Carnival
You don’t normally get the full on experience of it here in the northeast, but almost everywhere else in the world is barreling through a week long rager that ends on (fat) Tuesday…it’s CARNIVAL time! From Rio to Tobago, from Milan to Barcelona to my sweet Crescent City, it’s basically New Years Eve and Halloween rolled up into an 8-ball and mainlined into the fun gland of your cortex! People are getting dressed up like lunatics, drinking during daylight hours, and promenading down their respective boulevards like peacocks in love. Oh, something about Jesus is in there too, I understand… but didn’t de LAWD drink de WINE? Of course he did, you silly heathen.
Slip Inside This House
The days grow shorter, the nights grow weirder! Shiploads of Shit to do this weekend for the rocker in you. As the man of the Horus eyed triangle said, let us Slip Inside this House…
Fall Back!
Hope you’ve got your bearings about you, what after the month of insanity that gave us CMJ (Country Music Jammers?), a cosmically insane Halloween weekend (I heard ALL the stories, matey), midterm exams, the squash harvest, cider shingles, crack tastings and and all the other assorted stupid that October means to you and me…
Well, you’d best LIVER UP! This weekend Daylight Savings Time ENDS at 2am on Sunday morning. That means one whole extra hour of drinky poo! A multitude of fun awaits you out on the streets, and when you get home The Gin Fairy will leave a dollar bill and remorse under your pillow while you sleep!
Holy Govinda – A Weekend Full of Bliss
If you have the ability, like boy Krishna, to split yourself into many copies of you so that you may frolic in many places at once, this is the time and weekend to let forth those powers. There are so many high-quality, fun as sin happenings this weekend that you just might loose your dharma initiative trying to sort it out. That’s why we’re here for you, scene kats. We’re the gopis of the weekend herd. Ya heard?
The Weekend Where Only Eagles Dare
School is back! Reruns are over! Turkeys be buggin’ out! The Great Pumpkin be rising from his grave, yo! We are firmly in the month of September and all the promises of fall, and it shows by the ABUNDANCE, nay, the PLETHORA, even, of things to do for discriminating rockers and boppers this weekend! No time for hyperbole, lets dive into the madness, shall we? Lets.
I Got Them Ole’ Ice Cream Truck Delirium Tremors Again, Mama
Ruminating on crazy JetBlue guy and this oppressive heat wave that’s got the entire planet in a camel clutch, I was thinking about what needs to happen to make this summer even more awesome/batshit loony than it’s already been: Some guy behind an ice cream truck, who just can’t take it anymore…
If You Slap Me on Wednesday I’ll Cry on Thursday
Yo, I heard they was givin’ some free PBR’s, Yo. Hi. My name is Oweinama. You may know me as Captain Heartlock, DJ and multi-instrumentalist in some bands of some sorts. I like long walks on the beach, picking at my aching teeth, drag queen musicals, and being beaten about the head with rock-stale baguettes. [...]
