Achoo, Bless You, City in Blue… As January creeps on and your whiskey runneth low, I implore you to resist the plague and your seasonal depression and get out into the streets and support your local scene, maaaaaan, cause it’s the only thing standing between you and a boring grave! It’s unseasonably warm and you [...]
Tune In To Your Autumnal Blast
Aaaaaaaaaand, it’s the season premier of What’s Going On Tonight?, the teen drama everyone is talking about! There’s a slight bit of September crisp in the air, and there’s a twinkle in your eye for trouble. And the midweek has got it for you, all wrapped in brown paper and string, kiddies: Wednesday September 12th [...]
Freaks of September
Here we go, September! My favorite time of year kicks off with a stacked mother of a weekend…let’s not waste a moment: Friday September 7th The Psyched brings their vicious boom boom to Glasslands Gallery tonight, supported by a touring UK power-punk band of dudes with great hair called Devin…at 10pm and 11pm… Jonathan Toubin [...]
Everybody Do the Darecho!
You’ve survived another week of civilization and Mother Nature trying to kill you, so what better way to celebrate than give your first born to the gods of the new flesh? The heat’s taking a break on the streets, so with pleasant temps the children can play: Friday July 27th Let’s kick it off right [...]
GAME ON!
This is IT! The big game weekend is here! Are you ready? Do you have your face paint? Did you stock up on Natty Ice? Do you have enough wing sauce to inject into your friends veins AS WELL as your own? I sure do. Where will YOU be watching this weekend’s Boggle World Championship???? [...]
HELTER SWELTER
Yeah, it’s Hot as Fuck. We know. So put a popsicle in your ear, you dummy! It’s the weekend, dammit, and nothing stops us. Not even hell on earth. SUPER AMOUNTS OF FUN to be had, all around town, much of it where cold air conditioning and colder drinks (shocker of shocks!) are to be [...]
Mermaids Are Like Totally The New Unicorns
Glub Glub Glub, my fishies! It’s Mermaid Parade weekend! One of my favorite weekends in New York City, as it’s yet ANOTHER excuse to dress up like a lunatic and not have anyone look at you all funny. For all it’s grit and grime Coney Island is still a beautiful, severely rock and roll place [...]
Slip Inside This House
The days grow shorter, the nights grow weirder! Shiploads of Shit to do this weekend for the rocker in you. As the man of the Horus eyed triangle said, let us Slip Inside this House…
Holy Govinda – A Weekend Full of Bliss
If you have the ability, like boy Krishna, to split yourself into many copies of you so that you may frolic in many places at once, this is the time and weekend to let forth those powers. There are so many high-quality, fun as sin happenings this weekend that you just might loose your dharma initiative trying to sort it out. That’s why we’re here for you, scene kats. We’re the gopis of the weekend herd. Ya heard?
The Homecoming Queen of Krypton 2010
Great Caesar’s Ghost, did this month fly by or what? So many great shows and dance parties, a billion Virgo birthdays, a tornado or three and weather that just won’t let summer go…It’s like homecoming on Planet Krypton, just before the big boom-boom…Let’s dive headfirst and blindly into the future by stepping out into these last couple of nights of the month. The good is as plentiful as the harvest…


