What could this be, not quite the beginning and not quite the end of the week but not time to sleep: Captain Heartlock here with the very quickest, briefest of midweek updates for you fun loving freaks: Wednesday For all you filthy hippies: THE place to be tonight to lose your minds is gonna be [...]
Midweek in the Cold Dark Metropolis
What’s up, cretins! It’s the middle of the week, it done got cold again and the sun is in the witness protection program. Perhaps coincidentally, it’s a quiet one, with really not a whole lot going on – but here are your CHOICE selections of things to do to save your serotonin: Wednesday January 16th [...]
The Last Gasp Party of The End of Nothing
Happy Weekend, you sexy cretins! One last blast of 2012 blowing through your window, one last weekend of Holiday Cheer, one more excuse to LOSE EVERYTHING. Let’s take Old Man 2012 out back and beat him about the brow with a swizzle stick and get the spiked paddle ready for Bad Baby New Year…I get [...]
Spring Fever All Over Your Face
Happy Midweek! It’s Captain Heartlock, and probably like you, I have a major case of Spring Fever. Which is a strain almost as bad as the Summer Time Blues but no where near as deadly as Taco Tuesdays. I wanna wear white shoes and run outside and drink pina colada’s on a porch, dammit! But [...]
BANANAS! Jake Noodles on Don Pedro
HURRAH! A new issue of Bananas, New York’s own garage punk zine, is out this Thursday, October 27th. If you’re not familiar, Bananas is a free, more-or-less quarterly print zine that covers everything that’s cool- current garage rock, punk and psych bands from New York and everywhere else, the golden age of porn (really!), good [...]
When Rome Gives You Fires, Make Smores
Hey Ya’ll? Anything interesting going on? Lucky that we are young and debauched, for it’d be so easy to get brought down by the shit of the day, if you’re the world weary sort who wears awareness like a neck weight…And just in case you’re about to assume the coccon position, I say to you: [...]
Hot Times in Leo’s Valley
What’s up, denizens of Funky Town? We got your mid-week round up of cool happenings for the kids RIGHT ovah HERE: what are we celebrating on the first week of August? Not terrible temperatures, a couple of sick showcases on both nights, and many occasions to imbibe whilst listening to pre-recorded music that won’t offended [...]
Girl Gangs and Bangs and Rockers with Fangs
Ladies and Gentlemen, what it is, what it is? Here we are standing at the gates of yet another overstuffed weekend of madness…To what strange dimensions of being can your Metrocard, your steel lined liver and crazy willpower take you THIS TIME? Friday July 29th The Black Lips are back in town, ready to spit [...]
Your Big Fat Overstuffed Hyper Sexy Rock and Roll Weekender
I don’t know how we got to the last week of June already, but…just look at this…look how much is going down just tonight. There’s so much going on that a lesser (wo)man could hurt themselves if they got too ambitious. Hope you’ve taken your vitamins. Let’s not waste any time… Friday June 24th The [...]
Children of the Sun…Tumbling Through the Night
These are the days where New York really let’s it hang out, the beautiful early days of heat where the streets turn sexy and insidious, like a 70′s Scorsese film…What’s wild in the night this Wednesday and Thursday? YOU.
