Have you ever walked under a ladder cradling a black cat with an open umbrella in your other hand and a dirty rabbit’s foot in your back pocket? Have you ever stepped on a crack on the sidewalk while whistling at night? Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale fluorescent lights of [...]
On, Blitzen!
The weather outside is…not frightful? For now, anyway. But the flurry of happenings is DELIGHTFUL for those with festive hearts and strong constitutions! Yep, it’s another holiday season in NYC for the mad kids and the ravers – tons of parties before we even get CLOSE to the madhouse of a weekend coming up, with [...]
Mermaids Are Like Totally The New Unicorns
Glub Glub Glub, my fishies! It’s Mermaid Parade weekend! One of my favorite weekends in New York City, as it’s yet ANOTHER excuse to dress up like a lunatic and not have anyone look at you all funny. For all it’s grit and grime Coney Island is still a beautiful, severely rock and roll place [...]
At Their Satanic Majesties Request…
Happy Middle of the Week, My Marginalized Friends! I hope you’re good with God because a crazy ass band from Alabama who are disciples of the Prince of the Air, Satan’s Youth Ministers, are invading our town. It’s a groovy kind of evil. You’ve got two nights with them, New York…WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW????
Have You Ever Danced With a Satyr in the Pale Neon Light?
AWOOOOOOOGA! It’s officially the first all the way through nice weekend in this god forsaken city! So you know what that means: STRIP NAKED AND RUN WILD IN THE STREETS INCITING TERROR! With flowers in your hair, of course…
I Got Them Ole’ Ice Cream Truck Delirium Tremors Again, Mama
Ruminating on crazy JetBlue guy and this oppressive heat wave that’s got the entire planet in a camel clutch, I was thinking about what needs to happen to make this summer even more awesome/batshit loony than it’s already been: Some guy behind an ice cream truck, who just can’t take it anymore…
When the Sun ain’t out you’ve got time to kill and hours to fill
Really, really in your face rock-n-roll.The Horehound are at Don Pedro on Tuesday. Sunday Feel like music tonight? The Perfect Prescription psych party at Pianos presents (phew!) Madam Robot and the Lust Brigade, plus DJ Paul Dillon and DJ Voidsong and their guests. And additionally at Anyway (Cafe) acoustic artists Brian Chellemi (of Organs), Holly [...]
Weekend postponed due to rain, rescheduled for Monday.
Want to get rich?Find a way to make money off these things. Sunday So, did you stay home Saturday night? I know a bunch of you did. Sick of sitting on the couch yet? Then head on over to Union Pool (no doubt living up to its namesake tonight) and catch DJs Dave The Spazz [...]
I know where it’ll be warm. Maybe even hot…
The big event of the next few daysis a pretty easy call for once. Sunday The Brooklyn Record Riot is happening now at The Warsaw in Brooklyn until 8pm. $3 admission for all the records you can eat (as long as you’re willing to pay for them first — I recommend eating the kielbasa instead [...]
Eskimo Punk
In Search Of: Dingleberries Eskimo Punk – see that? I made that. New genre. Call Pitchfork. Brrrrrrrrrrrr! Hey, I heard there’s a snow storm. Did you hear about that? The lady on the news is terrified. Did you get enough milk and eggs and bread and crystal meth to outlast this…this…ARCTIC BLAST!?!?! This is what’s [...]
