February, get behind thee! The last weekend of the so called “most depressing month on the calendar” is fully stocked with the cure for everything blue: rock and roll, soul happenings, dancing, booze filled situations! Every opportunity to perk up and make out! Let’s make haste and waste not a minute! Friday February 22nd I [...]
May There Not Be One Bummer This Whole Damn Summer
Here we are again – on our own and with all of you – standing at the precipice of the end of spring and the unofficial beginning of the summer season in New York City as we tumble into Memorial Day Weekend. Time for daytime drinking, barbecues, bathing suit babes and hunks, mosquitoes, non stop [...]
Fancy Pants Goes to the Sock Hop
What’s shakin’, eggs and bacon? We’ve reached the end of yet another month, and what an April it’s been, eh? What does the future hold for us? How can any of us ever know? What do the cards say? The tea leaves? Sha la la la live for tonight: Friday April 27th Tonight is almost [...]
Not With A Whimper, But A Bang (or, I Got Your March Madness RIGHT HERE)
We all know the old saying that March goes out like a lamb…but this is New York City, so it goes out like a vicious drug addled sewer rat in love! Holy Roman Empire of Fuck! We are looking at a STACKED weekend for rock and roll action this go around, and for once both [...]
The End of the Beginning is The End
Here we are, the last few days of the next to last year of ALL EXISTENCE, as the Mayans will be showing up to wreck next years Holiday plans with obnoxious behavior and meteors. And look! Awwww, sweet lil’ Baby New Year is getting ready to be born. He’s all “goo goo ga ga apocalypse [...]
Ghouls to the Left of Me, Rippers to the Right
What’s up, Jekyll! That ghastly pallor of yours could probably be attributed to your vices and/or your lack of sleep this past week, or it could be that it’s that magical time of the year we like to call HALLOWEEN! When it falls on a weekend (or this year, JUST outside of one) you’d best [...]
Jekyll’s Weekend Brunch Funeral
Well ALRIGHT then! Another weekend of rock and soul madness is upon us, and not a minute or day too soon! I know you, rider: You’ve been back in that fall groove, that back to school move, trying to get serious and shit, but inside you, all Mr. Hyde like , you’ve been dying to [...]
Memoirs from the Panic Room
Why HELLO! And welcome to the weekend! Anything disastrous going on? Anything? Of course not, you spineless troglodytes! Allow me to present you with the choice happenings for the rockers, rollers and strollers with nary an earthquake nor hurricane quip or pun. Seriously, enough with the Armageddon talk, already. Wake me when the real [...]
Eyes Wide Fun
The weather outside is NOT frightful (unlike the weekend, quite BEAUTIFUL, actually!), this time of year is delightful, let’s go merrymaking on a school night, because we can… Wednesday August 17th It’s your chance to break out your white dinner jackets, cigarette holders and garter belt gun holsters, for it’s Turtleneck night at Otto’s Shrunken [...]
Girl Gangs and Bangs and Rockers with Fangs
Ladies and Gentlemen, what it is, what it is? Here we are standing at the gates of yet another overstuffed weekend of madness…To what strange dimensions of being can your Metrocard, your steel lined liver and crazy willpower take you THIS TIME? Friday July 29th The Black Lips are back in town, ready to spit [...]
