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January Blasters and Hadouken Crotch Shots for Everyone!

I can believe it’s mid way through the week, but the fact that January is almost up should drive you to alarm…as if we are being propelled into some strange mysterious place that the future really wants us to hurry up and get too…maybe it’s just me. Anyway! Psycho Babble Button OFF! Let’s worry about [...]

Slipping Into the New Thing

Happy New Year, my people of the midnight sun! Yeah Yeah, I’m pretty sure going out and partying the week after new years after what for many was a month long bacchanal of excess seems like a bad idea (If so you can just stop reading and go look at some pictures of cats).  But [...]

The End of the Beginning is The End

Here we are, the last few days of the next to last year of ALL EXISTENCE, as the Mayans will be showing up to wreck next years Holiday plans with obnoxious behavior and meteors. And look! Awwww, sweet lil’ Baby New Year is getting ready to be born. He’s all “goo goo ga ga apocalypse [...]

On, Blitzen!

The weather outside is…not frightful? For now, anyway. But the flurry of happenings is DELIGHTFUL for those with festive hearts and strong constitutions! Yep, it’s another holiday season in NYC for the mad kids and the ravers – tons of parties before we even get CLOSE to the madhouse of a weekend coming up, with [...]

Old Nick Back Up to Old Tricks

Sweet Poseidon! It appears we are all still here, having survived the weekender to rule all weekenders. You’d think we’d settle into some kind of lull and have a nice quiet week of tea biscuits, lullabys and root beer tastings, but this is New York and the action continues until we die, and after…so yes, [...]

Wednesday’s Animal Gods and New Primitives of Tomorrow

  Good Clean Fun… And so it begins! Due to our special coverage on the Norton 25th Anniversary Party taking place this week at The Bell House in majestic Gowanus, Brooklyn, we’re changing things up on the old bloggo and giving you DAILY coverage. I’ve got today covered, so come back tomorrow, Friday and Saturday [...]

Ghouls to the Left of Me, Rippers to the Right

What’s up, Jekyll! That ghastly pallor of yours could probably be attributed to your vices and/or your lack of sleep this past week, or it could be that it’s that magical time of the year we like to call HALLOWEEN! When it falls on a weekend (or this year, JUST outside of one) you’d best [...]

See My Friends

Hey Sex Pants! It’s your boy Heartlock, and I’ve got the midweek roundup of all the cool happenings for the soul rockers of the scene! Seems like summer FINALLY decided to end and it’s looking like a FINE day to trespass in a cemetery. Short of that: become a creature of the night in the [...]

The Deceitful Quietude of A Wet September Eve

Happy Wednesday, patricians! Captain Heartlock here with a quick update of stuff going on Wednesday and Thursday night. It’s always like this after a long weekend as there’s not an overflowing bathtub of options like usual, but hey, that’s alright. If you find yourself out and about irregardless, you can be entertained in the following [...]

Close Calls / Let’s Ball.

As functional alcoholics, we’re always in search of the next reason to celebrate.  The past week gave us two such reasons: an earthquake and a hurricane.  More importantly, two natural disasters that pretty much spared NYC entirely (the rest of the country, not so much). So get out there and celebrate the fact that you [...]