And it just don’t stop…another weekend of absolute power. I swear, this whole idea of “Sober October” is a damn joke. How can you remain sober and sane when there’s just so much going down between now and Halloween? Take your protein pill and strap yourself in, kids: Friday October 12th All right, rockers, if [...]
Happy Hunchback Humpday, you Hoary Hosts of Hogarth! It’s a relatively subdued midweek, which makes sense considering all the College Music Journal stupidity to come next week…but here are your choice selections between now and Friday for rock and soul action: Wednesday October 10th Apropos for the month of horror that is October, it is [...]
And what costume shall the poor girl wear…seriously…what shall she wear? She’s freaking the fuck out and I can’t console her. Her fall clothes are covered in moth balls and there’s no time for the laundromat. Aw fuck, now she’s crying. Really? Come on. Stop crying! Here’s a tip, hon: cut down the hammock from [...]
Aaaaaaaaaand, it’s the season premier of What’s Going On Tonight?, the teen drama everyone is talking about! There’s a slight bit of September crisp in the air, and there’s a twinkle in your eye for trouble. And the midweek has got it for you, all wrapped in brown paper and string, kiddies: Wednesday September 12th [...]
What’s shakin’, eggs and bacon? We’ve reached the end of yet another month, and what an April it’s been, eh? What does the future hold for us? How can any of us ever know? What do the cards say? The tea leaves? Sha la la la live for tonight: Friday April 27th Tonight is almost [...]
HappyÂ Midweek! It’s Captain Heartlock, and probably like you, I have a major case of Spring Fever. Which is a strain almost as bad as the Summer Time Blues but no where near as deadly as Taco Tuesdays. I wanna wear white shoes and run outside and drink pina colada’s on a porch, dammit! But [...]
When life gives you lemons, go make margaritas! When life gives you the fleas, start a flea circus and charge admission! When life gives you a spring weekend in the Greater New York Metropolitan area jam packed with bad ass underground rock and roll happenings and dance parties, you take it by the hand and yell “KISS ME, you FOOL”! Yeah, cause you like it THAT way.