What’s popping, you April Fools! Another weekend is upon us and I’m gonna tell you all the ways you can destroy boredom for pennies on the dollar! Let me show you! Friday April 5th Oh daddy, there’s whole lot of PPP, ya know what I mean? And by PPP I mean PEOPLE PLAYING PLATTERS, you [...]
SPRING KICKS! HIYA! Norton Records Bash, Gowanus Soul,Dance With The Lizard King and MOARRR
This weekend’s got as much action as a Shaw Brothers flick on STP…something special for every level of wild warrior…let’s waste not a moment: Friday March 22nd Rescheduled from earlier this year, tonight is the Norton Records benefit concert at The Bell House! The seminal label of everything that swings and screams still needs your [...]
Forward March!
Woah, nellie! It’s getting all crazy up in here… or should I say MAD, since it’s March already. Let’s get straight to it, too much to do this weekend… TONIGHT (FRIDAY): OK, so I half-lied. Friday is fairly quiet but Saturday is ragin’ ! This is a most unusual turn of events… Over at Don [...]
Fa Fa Fa (February Song)
Crikey! I’ve been saddled with the impossible task of running down all the happenings this weekend. I’m probably way out of my league, but I’ll do my best. So you’ve made into February, have you? Â Do you realize that we’ve only got about 6-8 weeks more of full-on Winter left? We can do that standing [...]
Roasting on an Open Fire
Well slap the mistletoe out of my mouth and grind gingerbread in my eyes, could the weekend be upon us already? Hell to the yes! What’s going on for the naughty and not so nice in the big bad city? Friday December 7th The Subsonics invade New York City! The garage rock / surf punk [...]
Do We Go Dancing or Does The Night Dance On You?
And it just don’t stop…another weekend of absolute power. I swear, this whole idea of “Sober October” is a damn joke. How can you remain sober and sane when there’s just so much going down between now and Halloween? Take your protein pill and strap yourself in, kids: Friday October 12th All right, rockers, if [...]
Fancy Pants Goes to the Sock Hop
What’s shakin’, eggs and bacon? We’ve reached the end of yet another month, and what an April it’s been, eh? What does the future hold for us? How can any of us ever know? What do the cards say? The tea leaves? Sha la la la live for tonight: Friday April 27th Tonight is almost [...]
The ‘Presidents’ of Partytown USA
Yeeeeeee-gawwwww! That’s more like it. A real weekend– one with shows and happenings aplenty. Â Some of you may even have Monday off due to our presidents’ being born and stuff! The weather looks like it will cooperate too, so get on out there! Oh and we reached a real milestone today: the most ridiculous ad [...]
A Helping Hand For The Good Guy
As most of you have probably already heard, our town’s own DJ extraordinaire and nightlife mainstay Jonathan Toubin was the victim of an absolute freak accident, having been seriously injured when an out of control taxi cab plowed through the wall of the hotel he was staying in in Portland OR where he was on [...]
Your Big Fat Overstuffed Hyper Sexy Rock and Roll Weekender
I don’t know how we got to the last week of June already, but…just look at this…look how much is going down just tonight. There’s so much going on that a lesser (wo)man could hurt themselves if they got too ambitious. Hope you’ve taken your vitamins. Let’s not waste any time… Friday June 24th The [...]


