I can believe it’s mid way through the week, but the fact that January is almost up should drive you to alarm…as if we are being propelled into some strange mysterious place that the future really wants us to hurry up and get too…maybe it’s just me. Anyway! Psycho Babble Button OFF! Let’s worry about [...]
Slipping Into the New Thing
Happy New Year, my people of the midnight sun! Yeah Yeah, I’m pretty sure going out and partying the week after new years after what for many was a month long bacchanal of excess seems like a bad idea (If so you can just stop reading and go look at some pictures of cats). But [...]
The End of the Beginning is The End
Here we are, the last few days of the next to last year of ALL EXISTENCE, as the Mayans will be showing up to wreck next years Holiday plans with obnoxious behavior and meteors. And look! Awwww, sweet lil’ Baby New Year is getting ready to be born. He’s all “goo goo ga ga apocalypse [...]
A Helping Hand For The Good Guy
As most of you have probably already heard, our town’s own DJ extraordinaire and nightlife mainstay Jonathan Toubin was the victim of an absolute freak accident, having been seriously injured when an out of control taxi cab plowed through the wall of the hotel he was staying in in Portland OR where he was on [...]
See My Friends
Hey Sex Pants! It’s your boy Heartlock, and I’ve got the midweek roundup of all the cool happenings for the soul rockers of the scene! Seems like summer FINALLY decided to end and it’s looking like a FINE day to trespass in a cemetery. Short of that: become a creature of the night in the [...]
Hot Times in Leo’s Valley
What’s up, denizens of Funky Town? We got your mid-week round up of cool happenings for the kids RIGHT ovah HERE: what are we celebrating on the first week of August? Not terrible temperatures, a couple of sick showcases on both nights, and many occasions to imbibe whilst listening to pre-recorded music that won’t offended [...]
Let Them Eat Rock
Bonjour, Mes Amis! It’s the middle of another week in Hades and the good times are calling your name, yet again. Answer the call. Answer! PICK UP YOUR PHONE, damn it! It’s just about Bastille Day and I can’t believe there are no French themed parties going on tonight or tomorrow: no Les Sans Culottes [...]
Land of the Free, Home of the Knaves
Greetings from The Fortress of Boppa Do…Captain Heartlock here with your midweek round up of things to do and places to be for us rock and soul loonies of the Metro area…it’s the last week of June (how the fuck did that happen???) and we are right smack in front of the four day 4th [...]
Apocalypse WOW
It’s old news now that according to some moonbat Christian doomsdayers, THIS IS THE LAST WEEK OF YOUR LIFE. Of LIFE IN GENERAL. Judgement! The world will end on Saturday the 21st. If there’s any incentive to go out and raise a ruckus of apocalyptic proportions, THIS IS IT. Not that YOU ever needed any excuses to freak out, but here’s your free pass. I’d discourage mass looting and window smashing, though: I don’t think the fuzz are hip to this…
At Their Satanic Majesties Request…
Happy Middle of the Week, My Marginalized Friends! I hope you’re good with God because a crazy ass band from Alabama who are disciples of the Prince of the Air, Satan’s Youth Ministers, are invading our town. It’s a groovy kind of evil. You’ve got two nights with them, New York…WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW????
