Have you ever walked under a ladder cradling a black cat with an open umbrella in your other hand and a dirty rabbit’s foot in your back pocket? Have you ever stepped on a crack on the sidewalk while whistling at night? Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale fluorescent lights of [...]
Old Nick Back Up to Old Tricks
Sweet Poseidon! It appears we are all still here, having survived the weekender to rule all weekenders. You’d think we’d settle into some kind of lull and have a nice quiet week of tea biscuits, lullabys and root beer tastings, but this is New York and the action continues until we die, and after…so yes, [...]
See My Friends
Hey Sex Pants! It’s your boy Heartlock, and I’ve got the midweek roundup of all the cool happenings for the soul rockers of the scene! Seems like summer FINALLY decided to end and it’s looking like a FINE day to trespass in a cemetery. Short of that: become a creature of the night in the [...]
Jekyll’s Weekend Brunch Funeral
Well ALRIGHT then! Another weekend of rock and soul madness is upon us, and not a minute or day too soon! I know you, rider: You’ve been back in that fall groove, that back to school move, trying to get serious and shit, but inside you, all Mr. Hyde like , you’ve been dying to [...]
FALL IN
A crisp chill in the air…a leather jacket zipped just to the chin…the strappy sandal replaced with the leather boot…the switch from mojitos to bourbon…can you feel it? FALL is IN, you mothers! And as predictable as magical ponies leaping to their deaths from a rocky New England cliff on the blood harvest moon, rock [...]
The Deceitful Quietude of A Wet September Eve
Happy Wednesday, patricians! Captain Heartlock here with a quick update of stuff going on Wednesday and Thursday night. It’s always like this after a long weekend as there’s not an overflowing bathtub of options like usual, but hey, that’s alright. If you find yourself out and about irregardless, you can be entertained in the following [...]
When Rome Gives You Fires, Make Smores
Hey Ya’ll? Anything interesting going on? Lucky that we are young and debauched, for it’d be so easy to get brought down by the shit of the day, if you’re the world weary sort who wears awareness like a neck weight…And just in case you’re about to assume the coccon position, I say to you: [...]
HELTER SWELTER
Yeah, it’s Hot as Fuck. We know. So put a popsicle in your ear, you dummy! It’s the weekend, dammit, and nothing stops us. Not even hell on earth. SUPER AMOUNTS OF FUN to be had, all around town, much of it where cold air conditioning and colder drinks (shocker of shocks!) are to be [...]
“Not One Bummer This Whole Damn Summer”
I bet you never thought we’d get here, what with the seemingly endless winter, that subzero coke binge of a season that dumped historic amounts of white frozen shit upon us. I bet you thought the world would was going to be over on Saturday and that you’d be dead, either partying with the sinners [...]
Apocalypse WOW
It’s old news now that according to some moonbat Christian doomsdayers, THIS IS THE LAST WEEK OF YOUR LIFE. Of LIFE IN GENERAL. Judgement! The world will end on Saturday the 21st. If there’s any incentive to go out and raise a ruckus of apocalyptic proportions, THIS IS IT. Not that YOU ever needed any excuses to freak out, but here’s your free pass. I’d discourage mass looting and window smashing, though: I don’t think the fuzz are hip to this…
