Happy Weekend, Boys and Girls, we MADE IT! It’s another unseasonably warm one, with a forecast calling for PANDEMONIUM. TOO MANY choices this weekend, let’s waste no time: Friday January 27th It’s HULLABALOO!, the party that puts the “damn” in “Hot Damn”! Tonight’s happening celebrates Brooklyn’s fuzzed out, surfed out, punked out garage punks The [...]
Girl Gangs and Bangs and Rockers with Fangs
Ladies and Gentlemen, what it is, what it is? Here we are standing at the gates of yet another overstuffed weekend of madness…To what strange dimensions of being can your Metrocard, your steel lined liver and crazy willpower take you THIS TIME? Friday July 29th The Black Lips are back in town, ready to spit [...]
Your Big Fat Overstuffed Hyper Sexy Rock and Roll Weekender
I don’t know how we got to the last week of June already, but…just look at this…look how much is going down just tonight. There’s so much going on that a lesser (wo)man could hurt themselves if they got too ambitious. Hope you’ve taken your vitamins. Let’s not waste any time… Friday June 24th The [...]
Everything All at Once
Everything all at once. It is the folly of gluttons, hedonists, most Scorpios I know and compulsive gamblers alike. This is the weekend to embrace that philosophy as there is so very much going on – and all of it good. There’s no avoiding it – you’re going to miss out on SOMETHING amazing no matter what you choose because unfortunately you don’t have Godlike powers and you can’t do it all. Pity the ones who try! Oh, the horrors! Oh the Thrills!
Jive As…a Turkey. Stuffed as a Boar.
Thanksgiving in NYC is so COOOOOOL because the city turns abandoned and quiet like Zombieland and you can do what you WANT! Gather up all your ex-pat friends, your Thanksgiving orphans and your too-broke-for-Amtrak brethren, throw open the doors of your hearth and have yourself a FEAST for FREAKS! Roasted turkey with Four-Loko glaze and instant magic mushroom potatoes, anyone?
Gobble Wobble
Here’s a quick post for those of you who are coming down off the tryptophan and are ready to get on the alcohol train. Enjoy the mild temps now (but bring an umbrella) because survey says it’s gonna freeze in a week! TONIGHT (FRIDAY): Chandler and Vignault‘s last Happy Hour show for a while at [...]
Dancin’ in the Rain!
Here we go again– seems like this ‘Summer’ has made us more of a weather service than a blog as of late. With Tropical Storm Danny approaching the coast of NYC, the rain is only going to increase from now until Sunday so it’s “Stormy Weather” all the time all the time! That said, plenty [...]
GIVE THANKS FOR BOOZE! A GPNYC T-DAY GUIDE
SOME of us get through thanksgiving (the dealing with family, the possibly working the next day and the hating our bosses for it…) by overeating, but that’s not “very garage”… unless you’re getting high on the Tryptophan! So instead let’s give thanks for the cause of (and solution to) all of our problems: booze! You [...]
CMJ Hell Week – The Conclusion!
LiveFastDie play a non-CMJ house party this weekendIt’s ALMOST over.. the hordes of college kiddies let loose all over town, the iphones and porta-bloggers, stupid cover charges, douchy bouncers and badge whores. It’s almost over. It’s almost over. Just keep repeating… Here’s what there is this weekend. I recommend you steer clear of CMJ BS [...]
