Here we are again – on our own and with all of you – standing at the precipice of the end of spring and the unofficial beginning of the summer season in New York City as we tumble into Memorial Day Weekend. Time for daytime drinking, barbecues, bathing suit babes and hunks, mosquitoes, non stop [...]
Here We Go ‘Round The Maypole, We All Fall Down To The Sky
Hey, Flowers! The Weekend – it’s BACK like Rambo! It’s the penultimate weekend of May, a month that has been as chock full of rock and roll glory as any we’ve seen in some time! For the third weekend in a row there’s SO much competition for your pleasure that you’re going to either have [...]
Which Way To Destruction, Which Way to Joy?
Oh weekend, how we’ve missed you, and clearly you miss us because you give so much without taking. It’s another one of those “which way do I go, George, which way do I go???” weekends where there’s just so much quality trouble to choose from – and the weather is drop dead gorgeous to boot! [...]
I Know A Place Where The Grass is Cellophane and the Chicks Are Marshmallow Pink
GOOD FRIDAY, Heathens! Have You Heard the GOOD NEWS? Of the Holy ascension to the Heavens of The Magic Chocolate Rabbit, who rides to the Sky World upon Wings of Marshmallow? Where they make eggs filled with creme and GUILT? Have you? You better TESTIFY. He got diabeetus for YOUR sins! This is how you [...]
Not With A Whimper, But A Bang (or, I Got Your March Madness RIGHT HERE)
We all know the old saying that March goes out like a lamb…but this is New York City, so it goes out like a vicious drug addled sewer rat in love! Holy Roman Empire of Fuck! We are looking at a STACKED weekend for rock and roll action this go around, and for once both [...]
Falling Face First into the Future
The Month Marches on…here we are at the start of yet another weekend in Gotham, with more springlike temperatures in the winterless winter and a twinkle in our eyes! Let’s dress inappropriately and make big trouble! While we’ve got some hot fucking shit going on it’s not the usual massive clusterfuck as the last few [...]
Is That a Fountain Pen In Your Pocket or Are You Just Glad It’s The Weekend?
Happy Weekend, children! Looky Look: the month is up, the weather is apocalpytically warm, and you are jonesing for trouble! Here’s where that’s at: Friday February 24th The clear pick for live show of the night is at the one true mecca of rock and roll in Bushwick (and only place I know that serves [...]
Runaway Runway Weekend, or HATE Coutre
What’s up, city! The weekend is here. Call your mom! (Make sure your gin rage calms down a bit first, though!) I’d make some quip about Fashion Week but I doubt anyone (who reads this blog) cares too much. You shop at Beacon’s Closet/The Salvation Army/The Dumpster outside C-Town, and let’s be real, YOUR idea [...]
GAME ON!
This is IT! The big game weekend is here! Are you ready? Do you have your face paint? Did you stock up on Natty Ice? Do you have enough wing sauce to inject into your friends veins AS WELL as your own? I sure do. Where will YOU be watching this weekend’s Boggle World Championship???? [...]
It’s Only Real if you Touch It
WELL THEN! Happy Friday, New York City! How are we going to destroy our minds this weekend? Family Circus comic reading marathon? Windex mouthwash? Sasquatch hunting parties? Wisdom tooth extractions? Mall Santa royal rumble? Forget all that noise. How about a tall heaping glass of rock and roll? (TM and copyright Rico) Friday December 2nd [...]
