Swing, You Sinners!

Hey, Humans! Spook Week Begins! Halloween is this weekend and I broke into your mom’s house and ate ALL the mini Snickers bars and left you with NOTHING but Starburts! Bwah ah aha!

Get your gullets in training for the madness that is to come with the Devil’s holiday by doing THESE THINGS:

Monday October 25th

Drew Redmond is over at Macri Park (around the corner from Union Pool) tonight, spinning all sorts of wild garage, r&b, doo-wop and punkish ’45s. And farting. Quite likely farting.

The weekly Spindletop Jazz party is also a-happening at Botanica’s on Houston St. for you city lubbers, with the resident DJ’s spinning a reliably eclectic mod mix.

Park Slopers can kick over baby carriages as they run to Uncle Heavy‘s soul, R’n'B & funk 45 listening party that takes place at Bar 4 at 7th Avenue and the corner of 15th Street(Off the 7th Ave F/G) from 11pm-2am…

Tuesday October 25th

The Underclass Revue presents a very special Tuesday night freak out. The Tuesday Night Frenzy is a happening featuring the particular talents of psycho garage rockers The Jigglers, The Horehound and the melodic punk with heart TCB. At Bowery Electric, as usual, and though I’m unsure of the cover there’s $4 “delicious” American style beer and a $6 beer and shot combo from our friends at Budweiser…

The Tuesday Night delight that is HOT DOG continues it’s reign of sloppily drunken terror/revelry at Bar Matchless in Greenpoint. Whose on the decks tonight? I don’t know! Whoever it is, you know they’ll spin fiercely and it’s free and there’s two for one drinks and boys and girls with questionable morals. Yeah!

See you behind the grave,

Heartlock