Come on down to my ark, baby. Come on down where we can play. Come on down, two by two. Giraffes in the front, party in the back, no baboons permitted on top deck. We board promptly at 8. No stragglers, cause the End Times don’t wait for NOBODY, don’t care WHO your band is opening for. 40 days and nights of champagne showers and a undercurrent that will guide you towards destination: Ouchies! Step lively…
Wham, Bam, Thank You,Spaceman!
Now you know why Stephen Hawking fears The Spaceman. They’ll come to your house, steal all your American Apparel shit, go in your fridge and drink all your Italian dressing. Monday is dead! Tuesday’s a leper! Let’s make lazer noises with our tongues and flap our eyelashes like hawk wings and go out madly into [...]
Get ready for a long New Years weekend.
The end of the “whatever it’s called” decade.The Naughts? I prefer “The Naught-ies”.But whatever it’s called, it’s over. Note: this post is really, really likely to be updated as we hear about more New Year’s Eve parties. Monday Snow again (supposedly). Warm ‘yerself up at Art Land Bar where DJ Knifefight will be spinning all [...]
It’s getting gruesome out there.
The Junkman Bandsuddenly remembers thatit is a bandand plays a gigat Union Poolon Tuesdaynight Monday Have you checked out DJ Knifefight yet? He’ll be spinning all “pre-Beatles” rock-n-roll at Art Land Bar Monday night. No cover, free pool and “drink specials all night”, starts at 10. Tuesday Once a year, when the stars are in [...]
Beware
You’re not worried about the ones who survived?I am. Monday Last day of the month, everyone’s broke, and DJ Knifefight spins all “pre-Beatles” rock-n-roll at Art Land Bar. No cover and free pool. Oh yeah! Starts at 10. Tuesday A day which could really use its own promoter. Once again we’ve got Hot Dog! at [...]
Let’s be honest, sleep is fuckin’ awesome.
The picture above is amazingly similar to what I actually look like most Sunday mornings. Sometimes I wonder why I try so hard to pitch these shows. It’s music, right? Who doesn’t like that? And if you didn’t like this particular type of music (or want to see your band’s name mentioned outside of your [...]
NYC Turns Up The Heat
Judging by the temps out there it’s Summer time again kiddies and it’s take to take a trip… or maybe a (pub) crawl! Lots of alcoholic fun this weekend, it being Memorial Day on Monday you’ve got an extra day to recover from “cocktail flu”– check out these shows, dj parties, and all kinds of [...]
THE HALLOWEEN GETDOWN
This weekend is party time all over NYC (and NJ too I presume), so let’s take a look at what’s on offer in Williamsburg: Tonight is a special HALLOWEEN edition of the Fancy! Clip Party at Don Pedro, FREE, so come on down and dig the crazy 60′s/70′s horror/garage/punk/psych obscurities of Amy & co. First [...]
